Evidence for God from Science

What's the first thing you usually notice when you see the opposite sex?

Nessa wrote:What's the first thing you usually notice when you see the opposite sex?

I wonder if she used to be a he. I check for an Adam's apple. Then I look at the hips.

The last thing I want to do is smile at a pretty woman, only for her to say hello in a really deep voice.

What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Here comes trouble...

Rick: The last thing I want to do is smile at a pretty woman, only for her to say hello in a really deep voice.

Strange, but anticipating that exact response is probably the very same reason pretty girls avoid smiling at Ricko!

Nessa wrote:What's the first thing you usually notice when you see the opposite sex?

They like to talk and ask questions.

Kurieuo wrote:

Nessa wrote:What's the first thing you usually notice when you see the opposite sex?

They like to talk and ask questions.

I said face but I think people's most eye-catching aspects vary.

All kidding aside,

The first thing I notice about the opposite sex, is the intellect.

Most women don't have a brain.

Most women don't have a brain.

Uh-oh!

This might get ugly - let me know when the dust settles!

Nessa wrote:

Kurieuo wrote:

Nessa wrote:What's the first thing you usually notice when you see the opposite sex?

They like to talk and ask questions.

Like I said... here comes trouble

Kurieuo wrote:

Nessa wrote:What's the first thing you usually notice when you see the opposite sex?

They like to talk and ask questions.

Oh yeah, I should have put an option for weird Australian accent

RickD wrote:
Most women don't have a brain.

most
Covering your tush with your wife there, me thinks

Nessa wrote:

RickD wrote:
Most women don't have a brain.

most
Covering your tush with your wife there, me thinks

Nope. Do you think she woulda married me if she had a brain?

Nessa, think. Use your...never mind.

RickD wrote:

Nessa wrote:

RickD wrote:
Most women don't have a brain.

most
Covering your tush with your wife there, me thinks

Nope. Do you think she woulda married me if she had a brain?

Nessa, think. Use your...never mind.

What? Use my kitchen equipment?

oh, ok



Actually thats probably the first thing you notice about a woman.....

Her frying pan... repeatedly being hit on your head for something you said

Nessa wrote:

RickD wrote:

Nessa wrote:

RickD wrote:
Most women don't have a brain.

most
Covering your tush with your wife there, me thinks

Nope. Do you think she woulda married me if she had a brain?

Nessa, think. Use your...never mind.

What? Use my kitchen equipment?

oh, ok



Actually thats probably the first thing you notice about a woman.....

Her frying pan... repeatedly being hit on your head for something you said

For a person without a brain, you made a very astute observation. The reason why frying pans are so accessible to the women that I speak to, is because they're always in the kitchen.

Now you're starting to get it!