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Deep Thought of the Day

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Post by RickD » Sun May 22, 2016 7:23 pm

If you clean a vacuum cleaner, you are a vacuum cleaner.
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Post by B. W. » Wed May 25, 2016 4:55 pm

RickD wrote:If you clean a vacuum cleaner, you are a vacuum cleaner.
Wow that is deep, man...
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Post by Jac3510 » Thu May 26, 2016 7:45 am

I've actually shared it wish some people. ;)
Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.

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Post by hughfarey » Thu May 26, 2016 11:32 am

Well no. A vacuum cleaner is cleaner that works by creating (more or less) a vacuum. If you clean a vacuum cleaner, with a rag or something, you are a vacuum cleaner cleaner, not a vacuum cleaner. I suppose that if you got very grubby while doing that, you could wash with a piece of soap, which could be called a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner, and if you wiped the grime off the soap with a paper towel, that would be a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner cleaner. Then....

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Post by Jac3510 » Thu May 26, 2016 11:41 am

hughfarey wrote:Well no. A vacuum cleaner is cleaner that works by creating (more or less) a vacuum. If you clean a vacuum cleaner, with a rag or something, you are a vacuum cleaner cleaner, not a vacuum cleaner. I suppose that if you got very grubby while doing that, you could wash with a piece of soap, which could be called a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner, and if you wiped the grime off the soap with a paper towel, that would be a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner cleaner. Then....
Nope. "Vaccuum" works in the joke because it is a metonymy.

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Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.

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Post by Jac3510 » Wed Jun 01, 2016 9:05 pm

Wednesday, June 1

Before criticizing someone, always make sure first to walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.
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Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.

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Post by RickD » Thu Jun 02, 2016 2:31 am

Jac3510 wrote:Wednesday, June 1

Before criticizing someone, always make sure first to walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.
I've shared that one too. :D
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Post by Jac3510 » Thu Jun 02, 2016 8:48 am

Then you are wise indeed, Rick. What I'm lost on is why Nessa deleted her post. :-\
Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.

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Post by RickD » Thu Jun 02, 2016 10:56 am

Jac3510 wrote:Then you are wise indeed, Rick. What I'm lost on is why Nessa deleted her post. :-\
She deletes posts quite a bit. Must be that whole "women have the right to change their minds" thing.
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John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.

Kenny wrote:
"You don’t need faith, logic, reason, proof, or anything else to be atheist, all you need to do is reject what someone told you."



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Post by Kurieuo » Thu Jun 02, 2016 3:13 pm

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Post by Kurieuo » Thu Jun 02, 2016 3:13 pm

RickD wrote:
Jac3510 wrote:Then you are wise indeed, Rick. What I'm lost on is why Nessa deleted her post. :-\
She deletes posts quite a bit. Must be that whole "women have the right to change their minds" thing.
There's something "odd" about it methinks. :poke:
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Post by Nessa » Thu Jun 02, 2016 3:15 pm

Kurieuo wrote:<deleted>
Your best post yet :P
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Post by Nessa » Thu Jun 02, 2016 3:23 pm

Jac3510 wrote:Then you are wise indeed, Rick. What I'm lost on is why Nessa deleted her post. :-\
I.just made some silly comment that probably wasn't as funny as I first thought it was.

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Post by Kurieuo » Thu Jun 02, 2016 3:25 pm

Nessa wrote:
Jac3510 wrote:Then you are wise indeed, Rick. What I'm lost on is why Nessa deleted her post. :-\
I.just made some silly comment that probably wasn't as funny as I first thought it was.
You're always funny Nessa. Don't you ever think otherwise ok? :P
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Post by Nessa » Thu Jun 02, 2016 3:34 pm

Must be why I get treated as a joke ;)

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