Strange things to find on a gravestone.

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Strange things to find on a gravestone.

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I was thinking at work today about things you would not normally find on gravestones...
"If you are reading this then I have betten you in the human race! -Michael"
"Here lies Shall 'O Many, His words to you all- I may be a dead rotting courpse, but I am still better looking than you!"
"Here lies Jack, 5 time olympic Gold metal runner, he was fast, too bad the wolves were faster..."
"Here lies Shawn, tested a new type of spray on bear repenlent he invented, didn't work."
"Here lies Sandra, athiest, all dressed up with no where to go."
"Here lies Hauls-Ropes-Faster, honered sailor, great rope hauler, terrible swimmer."


Now I am not that good at humor so I hope the rest of you can come up with some others. One more thing, some of these (either a name or a saying) may sound familiar. That is because they came from some RPG's I play :eugeek: . Let's see if you can name the RPG and which it corosponds to! I have altered them slightly to make it a little harder. Have fun!
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Gabrielman wrote: "Here lies Sandra, athiest, all dressed up with no where to go."
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Glad you liked it Harry! Do you got any good ones?
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"What's the weather like up there?"

"I told you I was ill."

"Here lies my wife, cold as usual."

"Here lies my husband, stiff at last."

"I was buried face down for a reason, KISS MY ASS."

"You're next."

"It wasn't the cough which carried me off, it was the coffin that carried me off in."
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Harry12345 wrote:"Here lies my wife, cold as usual."

"Here lies my husband, stiff at last."
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Yeah.... strange things that will be on gravestones... lol
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