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by BGoodForGoodSake » Sat Nov 19, 2005 8:45 pm
AttentionKMartShoppers wrote: Yo solo hablo espanol y ingles, lo siento.
No es, yo hablo español solamente, lo siento señor.
No hablará español después de ahora por favor.
=)
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by kateliz » Sat Nov 19, 2005 8:45 pm
Why thank you! That was sweet! And you are a decent human being who is both intelligent and witty!
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by BGoodForGoodSake » Sat Nov 19, 2005 8:47 pm
kateliz wrote: Does anyone else here know any Spanish? I'm pretty clueless on that one! Something like "I'm the only Spanish speaking one" and then an insult? Maybe?
heheh good try.
He wrote
Yo solo hablo espanol y ingles, lo siento.
I single speak spanish and english, sorry.
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by kateliz » Sat Nov 19, 2005 8:48 pm
Hey! I think I caught the gist of that one!
"No, you aren't the only one who speaks Spanish here, [some insult], sir. No Spanish speaking fights that you can win."
Did I get it? Was I even close? The only Spanish I know is from "Dora the Explorer"!
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by BGoodForGoodSake » Sat Nov 19, 2005 8:57 pm
kateliz wrote: Hey! I think I caught the gist of that one!
"No, you aren't the only one who speaks Spanish here, [some insult], sir. No Spanish speaking fights that you can win."
Did I get it? Was I even close? The only Spanish I know is from "Dora the Explorer"!
Not quite, but At least you tried.
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by kateliz » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:01 pm
Talk about dumbing-down kids! The show, and it's spawn "Go, Diego, Go!" are travesties! Blemishes on American culture! A shame to public television! I'm scared to see what these kids turn out like!
Barney too. *Shudder*
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by BGoodForGoodSake » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:03 pm
kateliz wrote: Talk about dumbing-down kids! The show, and it's spawn "Go, Diego, Go!" are travesties! Blemishes on American culture! A shame to public television! I'm scared to see what these kids turn out like!
Barney too. *Shudder*
I like the show.
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by kateliz » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:07 pm
*Shakes head again* And it's "Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping!"
"Oh, man!"
At least they learn the very important fact that monkeys, just like us, can wear boots too. Very important lesson, it is.
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by BGoodForGoodSake » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:10 pm
kateliz wrote: *Shakes head again* And it's "Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping!"
"Oh, man!"
At least they learn the very important fact that monkeys, just like us, can wear boots too. Very important lesson, it is.
Oh thats right, thank you for correcting me.
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by kateliz » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:12 pm
The old 70's one? Yes.
"Beware!"
"They're black, they're green, they're aqua-marine!"
The new one with Lumpy? No.
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by BGoodForGoodSake » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:14 pm
kateliz wrote: The old 70's one? Yes.
"Beware!"
"They're black, they're green, they're aqua-marine!"
The new one with Lumpy? No.
Heh, the new one with lumpy.
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by AttentionKMartShoppers » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:20 pm
Solo, solamente, potato, papa...
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by Believer » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:21 pm
Your ALL crazy human beings, decent, but cRaZy
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by BGoodForGoodSake » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:25 pm
Thinker wrote: Your ALL crazy human beings, decent, but cRaZy
!
thanks Thinker, right back at you.
Er, the decent part that is.
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by BGoodForGoodSake » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:27 pm
kateliz wrote: Why thank you! That was sweet! And you are a decent human being who is both intelligent and witty!
Thanks Kateliz!
That means alot coming from someone who I have never met.
Who would have thought a KMart thread would turn into a love fest.
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