UNFUNNIES.

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How do you get down off a horse?













Answer: You don't get down off a horse,

YOU GET DOWN OFF A GOOSE!

(GOOSE DOWN, GET IT?)
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One of my favorites
"And we take captive every thought to make it obedient to Jesus Christ"
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A man comes home one day to see his flatmate drinking brake fluid.

"What on earth are you doing ?", he asks.

"Don't worry", his friend replies, "I can stop whenever I want."
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y#-o
"And we take captive every thought to make it obedient to Jesus Christ"
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lol
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Why can't a moonbat fly?


It only has a left wing.
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In her classroom, Zoegirl is conducting a scientific experiment. Her students watch as she pours clean water into one glass and pure whisky into a second glass. Then, she drops an earthworm into each glass. «Pay attention to the worms, class!» Zoegirl admonishes. The students watch as the worm in the water swims around happily while the worm in the whisky curls up and sinks to the bottom of the glass.

«Now what does this demonstration tell us?» Zoegirl asks.

Little Johnny - who sits way at the back and never participates - raises his hand. Zoegirl motions that he may speak and Johnny answers,

«If you don't want to get worms, drink whisky.»
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like the personal approach!!!

:lol:
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WConn wrote:How do you get down off a horse?













Answer: You don't get down off a horse,

YOU GET DOWN OFF A GOOSE!

(GOOSE DOWN, GET IT?)
I know that having to explain a joke ruins the whole thing b ut, umm, can someone please explain this for me... ;)
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Fürstentum Liechtenstein wrote:In her classroom, Zoegirl is conducting a scientific experiment. Her students watch as she pours clean water into one glass and pure whisky into a second glass. Then, she drops an earthworm into each glass. «Pay attention to the worms, class!» Zoegirl admonishes. The students watch as the worm in the water swims around happily while the worm in the whisky curls up and sinks to the bottom of the glass.

«Now what does this demonstration tell us?» Zoegirl asks.

Little Johnny - who sits way at the back and never participates - raises his hand. Zoegirl motions that he may speak and Johnny answers,

«If you don't want to get worms, drink whisky.»

:pound:

Now this I like!
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Danny:

Here's some goose down:

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Proinsias wrote:Danny:

Here's some goose down:

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Proinsias,

Thank you sir. You remember Trigger, right? (Only Fools & Horses.) Well, I am sometimes given this name by friends...Scandalous! ;)
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Scandalous

Now I want to meet the offline Danny
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Proinsias wrote:Scandalous

Now I want to meet the offline Danny
Aye well I'll be in Glasgee in a few months so we could have a beer anytime you like friend... ;)
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Drop me a pm if you're in the area, would be nice to see you for a beer.


But will Vicky and Nathaniel have meet for coffee first?
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