Nordakota

[Enigma7457]

A man living in minnesota decides he needs to buy a cow. He heads to nearby Nordakota (that's North Dakota in Minnesotian), and finally finds one he likes. He bends down to see if it produces milk. As he pulls on the teat, the cow farts. He looks back at the farmer, who just shrugs.

So he bends down again and pulls on the teat. The cow farts again. He shrugs it off. He figues since the cow produces milk, a little gas isn't too bad.

When he gets home, he calls his friend. "You have to see this cow."

So his friend comes over, pulls the teat and the cow farts. HIs friends nods. "You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didnt you?"

He says yes, how did you know.

HIs friend says, "My wife is from Nordakota."