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Post by Byblos » Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:54 am

BGoodForGoodSake wrote:
Forge wrote:
beckyandretti wrote:Theres really nothing to top that... other than possibly whipped cream
I love Red Versus Blue.
What ever happened to this Forge guy?

Do you think the counter-top terrorists finally got him?

Or maybe he ran out of babies...
He may have overdosed on whipped cream and pie.

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Post by BGoodForGoodSake » Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:20 am

Byblos wrote:
BGoodForGoodSake wrote: What ever happened to this Forge guy?

Do you think the counter-top terrorists finally got him?

Or maybe he ran out of babies...
He may have overdosed on whipped cream and pie.
Oh the sins of gluttony.

Eat, I tell you for life is short.
Fill yourselves with earthly pleasure
Fried chicken, sausages, lamb and pork,
Take your time, eat at your leisure.

Fill yourself up until your plump
Grease like a river flowing from your crown
Add a few pounds to your enormous rump.
Mind you not that others they frown.

The universe, is for you to consume.
Candy and whipped cream, on top of pies.
Take a break, now you may resume.
Eat until your poor mother cries.

An early grave for those who heed,
this devilish tale that I have just weaved
All you have left is an empty bowl
Gluttony, my friend has eroded your soul.

BTW all of my poetry is copywritten.
I don't want anyone including myself to profit from mere words.
It is not length of life, but depth of life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Post by BGoodForGoodSake » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:47 am

Kurieuo wrote:New users are prevented from adding a signature or website to their profile until they have made a small amount of posts. The reason for this is to stop false users registering and those who just wish to spam their website. So as soon as the required amount of posts is reached, you should see both within your profile.

Kurieuo
Hey Calvin you can pump up your post count here.

shhhhhhh

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#154

Post by Monday » Thu Apr 27, 2006 3:33 pm

Me "I like pecans."
Friend "...That was random..."
Me "I LIKE RANDOM PECANS!!!!!!"

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Post by BGoodForGoodSake » Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:17 pm

Monday wrote:Me "I like pecans."
Friend "...That was random..."
Me "I LIKE RANDOM PECANS!!!!!!"
How can you leave pecans to chance?
It is not length of life, but depth of life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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#156

Post by Monday » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:56 pm

I don't know.... :shock:

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Post by kateliz » Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:36 pm

:lol: "counter-top terrorists". RUN, THEY'RE SHOOTIN' UP THE TOASTER... IT'S GONNA BLOW!!! I mean, to forgetinglly quote Alice in Wonderland, "Three inches is such a dreadful height." They're just jealous of our inches, that's all.

"How can you leave pecans to chance?" Huh, and I thought everyone knew of Pecan Russian Roulette. Big bucks in it here in the Twin Cities. But those poor pecans; forced to play just to bring home the bacon... which, btw, they struggle very hard with carrying. I mean, frying pan to nut can is very far for those poor fellas.

Hmmm, theme of short things running around the counters.

"All you have left is an empty bowl
Gluttony, my friend has eroded your soul." :cry: It hurts 'cause it's true! :cry: Will someone refill it with eclairs for me??? (lol)

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Post by BGoodForGoodSake » Sun Apr 30, 2006 1:49 am

kateliz wrote: Hmmm, theme of short things running around the counters.
I once met an accountant with fleas. Do the fleas count?
kateliz wrote: "All you have left is an empty bowl
Gluttony, my friend has eroded your soul." :cry: It hurts 'cause it's true! :cry: Will someone refill it with eclairs for me??? (lol)
*Floop* *floop*
Here's a few cream puffs.
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Post by kateliz » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:33 pm

I eat humble pie once again, (sorry, those cream puffs had some of those fleas on them,) it took me a little while to get what you meant.

I do not know if the fleas count. Do they even have fingers? Or toes, for those more difficult ones? I sympathize with digit amputees.

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Post by BGoodForGoodSake » Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:07 pm

kateliz wrote:I eat humble pie once again, (sorry, those cream puffs had some of those fleas on them,) it took me a little while to get what you meant.

I do not know if the fleas count. Do they even have fingers? Or toes, for those more difficult ones? I sympathize with digit amputees.
Maybe fleas do it by counting hairs?
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Post by kateliz » Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:11 pm

Not the same. If an older flea asks a young flea what it's age is, I doubt they'd pluck out their hairs to indicate. You need digits to count, you see.

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Post by BGoodForGoodSake » Mon May 01, 2006 4:35 am

kateliz wrote:Not the same. If an older flea asks a young flea what it's age is, I doubt they'd pluck out their hairs to indicate. You need digits to count, you see.
No silly,

They wouldn't be using their own hairs. They would be strumming the accountant's hairs.
=D

Plus fleas know how old they are by counting their rattles.
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Post by FFC » Wed May 17, 2006 7:29 am

Bgood asked:
What is a nit anyways? And where do you pick them...
Answer:
Nit (insect):
Louse, common name for several species of small, wingless insects. Three types of true, or sucking, lice infest humans.

Where you pick them is up to you. :)

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Post by BGoodForGoodSake » Thu May 18, 2006 8:52 am

FFC wrote:Bgood asked:
What is a nit anyways? And where do you pick them...
Answer:
Nit (insect):
Louse, common name for several species of small, wingless insects. Three types of true, or sucking, lice infest humans.

Where you pick them is up to you. :)
Good to know. Someone told me it was a basketball tournament once controlled by a MIBA.

I knew he was fibbing, an amiba is a unicellular beast of some sort, he couldn't fool me!
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Post by FFC » Thu May 18, 2006 9:21 am

FFC wrote:
Bgood asked:
Quote:
What is a nit anyways? And where do you pick them...

Answer:
Nit (insect):
Louse, common name for several species of small, wingless insects. Three types of true, or sucking, lice infest humans.

Where you pick them is up to you.


Good to know. Someone told me it was a basketball tournament once controlled by a MIBA.

I knew he was fibbing, an amiba is a unicellular beast of some sort, he couldn't fool me!
I'm glad we got that all cleared up. The question that is...not the lice problem...nevermind. :roll:

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