I'm rich. Now what do I do?

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I'm rich. Now what do I do?

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Post by RickD » Sun Dec 30, 2018 11:39 am

Fellow board members, friends, and others. My wife and I just had the fortune of inheriting $5 million.

I'd like to ask people here, for their opinions. We've never had this much money before, so I'm not sure what to do with it all.

After receiving the email, we both quit our jobs, and are awaiting our inheritance. This is not a joke. We were told of this by email.

Here's the email:
From: William Stuart Symington <federalbureauinvestigation556@gmail.com>
Date: December 30, 2018 at 12:50:47 PM EST
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Subject: Attention
Reply-To:usambassador41@gmail.com

U.S. Department
United States Embassy Seal
Greeting from U.S Embassy,

THIS MAIL IS ONLY FOR THE OWNER OF THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS

Attention: Dear Beneficiary,


I want to inform you that your file was brought to my desk this
morning, the CBN Bank here in Benin Republic / Nigeria said that they
will divert your fund to the Government Treasury account just because
you failed to pay the fee required which is $255 only.

In the file they have forwarded to me one Mr Micheal Restov of the
below address
(541 W Lies Rd Apt 6 Carol Stream IL 60188 USA) has forwarded to them
his information for the claims of your fund saying he is your relative that you
have been dead a long time ago as he stands the next kind to make this claim
as the only survive member of your family but we told him to wait until
we hear from you today to know if his claims are real so that we will know
the reason why you rejected such amount of money $5 Million usd which will
change your life just because of the charges fee $255.00.
we want your urgent response as you receive this email and explain to us
the reason why you should abandon your fund.
Kindly reply immediately with your full details as follows to enable
us process your payment.

Your Full names...
Your phone number....
Your address

During the auditing and verifying of your files it was discovered
from the Records of outstanding transfer's due for payment.
Many officials and some of your agents from the source origin of
your fund have delayed your payment of $5 Million United State Dollar
for one reason or the other, from our investigation; we discovered
that you have been going through hard times by paying a lot of money
to see to the release of your funds, which has been delayed by some dubious
officials with greedy character just to sit undue advantage of your fund
because of your incapacitated inability to access good and
legitimate information on how your funds will be released.

As an American Citizen and as a US Ambassador to West Africa States,
is my duty to protect American citizen and world in general here in West Africa
Counties called Nigeria, Benin Republic and Ghana. in this regards
we want to know if this is true before we make any wrong decision in
letting him stake a claim to this fund.

However, We have assigned a special diplomat agent to deliver your $5
Million to your
address without further delay with the help of US Embassy. We advise
that you reconfirm
your full details for immediate delivery of your fund valued of $5
Million to your address
to avoid unnecessary mistakes because we will not be held responsible for wrong
doing or mistake in handing over your fund to another person.

I am looking forward to hearing from you now.

Regards

Mr. William Stuart Symington
( usambassador41@gmail.com )
United States Ambassador to
West Africans States.
John 5:24
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Re: I'm rich. Now what do I do?

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Post by LittleHamster » Mon Dec 31, 2018 1:16 am

Careful, I've seen how large sums of money can change a person. I can almost guarantee that you will turn into a...
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Post by 1over137 » Tue Jan 01, 2019 4:52 am

ambasador using gmail address
But examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21

For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6

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Post by Philip » Tue Jan 01, 2019 11:06 am

Rick: Careful, I've seen how large sums of money can change a person. I can almost guarantee that you will turn into a...
But what happens if he's already an a...? Will that make him an even bigger one? :shock: :mrgreen:

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Post by RickD » Tue Jan 01, 2019 2:03 pm

Philip wrote:
Tue Jan 01, 2019 11:06 am
Rick: Careful, I've seen how large sums of money can change a person. I can almost guarantee that you will turn into a...
But what happens if he's already an a...? Will that make him an even bigger one? :shock: :mrgreen:
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Post by Blessed » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:58 am

Glad you a good email notifying you of your of pending riches and fortune..

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Post by RickD » Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:34 am

A quick update...

The wife and I are still waiting for the promised funds to arrive.

I didn't think it would take this long, seeing that it was an "official" email.

Pending our fortune, we just bought a Bentley. We were able to use our fortune as collateral. We promised to pay for the car as soon as we receive our money.
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Post by jarviguy » Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:19 am

I hope you paid 255 dollars? You can't miss such an opportunity
believe.

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Post by RickD » Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:44 am

jarviguy wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:19 am
I hope you paid 255 dollars? You can't miss such an opportunity
Something got messed up with the first two times that I sent $255, so I sent them another $255, just to be safe. I want to be sure that I'll get my fortune.
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Kenny wrote:
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Post by jarviguy » Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:31 am

Tell me a billing address, I will try to send it. Anyway you'd give it back to me
believe.

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Post by LittleHamster » Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:05 pm

Do you reckon this one is legit ?

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Hello Sir,

My name is Abdulla Abdulla Abdulla Abdulla Abdulla Abdulla Abdulla Abdulla Abdulla Abdulla Abdulla Abdulla Smith. I am a 500th generation African Prince whose lineage dates back to the creation of the earth. Adam and Eve were my original great grand parents (Noah was my great, great,great,x 10 etc,... grandfather). I have been notified that your are part heir to the family lineage fortune and since my father died, I am now wishing to give you your share of the family fortune and make you a Multi-Bazzillionaire. You are going to be rich !!! rich !!! rich !!! rich !!! RICH !!! OBSCENELY, FILTHY, DISGUSTINGLY RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS !!!!.

To receive this money, please send me $200 thousand dollars with all your personal details including back account, photoid, fingers prints, DNA samples and any other biometric identification data. This will assist me in arranging the transfer of the family fortune to your account ASAP.

Regards,

Abdulla Abdulla Abdulla Abdulla Abdulla Abdulla Abdulla Abdulla Abdulla Abdulla Abdulla Abdulla Smith
Prince of the Royal Throne
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Post by RickD » Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:00 pm

Please do not mock my legitimate email of fortune.

When I receive my funds, I'll show all you who doubted me!

:fyi:
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.

Kenny wrote:
"You don’t need faith, logic, reason, proof, or anything else to be atheist, all you need to do is reject what someone told you."



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Post by claysmithr » Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:52 pm

Sow your seed of faith to Kenneth Copeland Ministries and God will give you a 500% return!

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