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Good parents make their kids go to church?

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As long as you live under MY roof...
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RickD wrote: Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:29 am As long as you live under MY roof...
Pastor better make sure he is giving a good sermon.... :shock:

Worship leader sings off key... no prob... get the good old tazer out..

wife doesnt make a good sammich after church....
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wife doesnt make a good sammich after church....
Ness, don't give Ricardo any ideas! :lol:
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Nessa wrote: Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:58 pm
RickD wrote: Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:29 am As long as you live under MY roof...
Pastor better make sure he is giving a good sermon.... :shock:

Worship leader sings off key... no prob... get the good old tazer out..

wife doesnt make a good sammich after church....
:fryingpan:
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Sad stuff
and hard stuff for her pastor (assuming her pastor is a good one :shock: )
But examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21

For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
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Spare the taser, spoil the child...
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My dad didn't use a taser, but I knew not to challenge him about sleeping in for church or school, unless I was truly sick.
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Philip wrote: Thu Apr 05, 2018 3:04 pm My dad didn't use a taser, but I knew not to challenge him about sleeping in for church or school, unless I was truly sick.
When you were a kid, tasers didn't exist yet. Come to think of it, churches and schools didn't exist yet either.

y:-?
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You guys don't want to know what I do to my kids when they don't get up for church...
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Kurieuo wrote: Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:18 pm You guys don't want to know what I do to my kids when they don't get up for church...
Throw a couple of funnel web spiders, or an Eastern Brown Snake into their beds?

Make them eat vegemite for a week?
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RickD wrote: Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:29 pm
Kurieuo wrote: Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:18 pm You guys don't want to know what I do to my kids when they don't get up for church...
Throw a couple of funnel web spiders, or an Eastern Brown Snake into their beds?

Make them eat vegemite for a week?
I can see you're trying to show interest, but you really don't want to know.
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Kurieuo wrote: Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:32 pm
RickD wrote: Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:29 pm
Kurieuo wrote: Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:18 pm You guys don't want to know what I do to my kids when they don't get up for church...
Throw a couple of funnel web spiders, or an Eastern Brown Snake into their beds?

Make them eat vegemite for a week?
I can see you're trying to show interest, but you really don't want to know.
You make them sit through an hour long explanation of computer programming?

You make them eat Mrs. K's cooking?
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RickD wrote: Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:38 pm
Kurieuo wrote: Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:32 pm
RickD wrote: Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:29 pm
Kurieuo wrote: Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:18 pm You guys don't want to know what I do to my kids when they don't get up for church...
Throw a couple of funnel web spiders, or an Eastern Brown Snake into their beds?

Make them eat vegemite for a week?
I can see you're trying to show interest, but you really don't want to know.
You make them sit through an hour long explanation of computer programming?

You make them eat Mrs. K's cooking?
Are you saying there's something wrong with Mrs. K's cooking? y:-?
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Kurieuo wrote: Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:57 pm
RickD wrote: Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:38 pm
Kurieuo wrote: Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:32 pm
RickD wrote: Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:29 pm
Kurieuo wrote: Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:18 pm You guys don't want to know what I do to my kids when they don't get up for church...
Throw a couple of funnel web spiders, or an Eastern Brown Snake into their beds?

Make them eat vegemite for a week?
I can see you're trying to show interest, but you really don't want to know.
You make them sit through an hour long explanation of computer programming?

You make them eat Mrs. K's cooking?
Are you saying there's something wrong with Mrs. K's cooking? y:-?
No, she's a woman, she must be a good cook.

Don't change the subject. Tell us how you torture your children when they don't get up for church.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow




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