The lion in my wardrobe

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The lion in my wardrobe

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Post by theophilus » Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:59 am

This morning I opened the door to my wardrobe and found a lion in it. When I asked him what he was doing there he replied, "Narnia business."
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Post by RickD » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:49 am

theophilus wrote:This morning I opened the door to my wardrobe and found a lion in it. When I asked him what he was doing there he replied, "Narnia business."
You're not being truthful. You're lion.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.

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Post by B. W. » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:15 pm

RickD wrote:
theophilus wrote:This morning I opened the door to my wardrobe and found a lion in it. When I asked him what he was doing there he replied, "Narnia business."
You're not being truthful. You're lion.
...You need some hot chocolate...
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Post by RickD » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:52 pm

B. W. wrote:
RickD wrote:
theophilus wrote:This morning I opened the door to my wardrobe and found a lion in it. When I asked him what he was doing there he replied, "Narnia business."
You're not being truthful. You're lion.
...You need some hot chocolate...
And pie.
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John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.

Kenny wrote:
"You don’t need faith, logic, reason, proof, or anything else to be atheist, all you need to do is reject what someone told you."



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