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BGoodForGoodSake · Post by **BGoodForGoodSake** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:48 pm

Thinker wrote:
BGoodForGoodSake wrote:
Thinker wrote:Brian jumps on group and says "I'm the king of the pile of people!!!!"

EDIT: Brian jumps in BGood's canoe and sinks it!
Once on top do not forget those who helped to put you there.
Lest they up and leave you to be the king of dirt.

Its ok Brian, I was thinking about taking a swim.
=)
*BGood hands brian his life jacket*
Here you go, in case you need this.
Keep in mind, I jumped in, right through the bottom of the boat, the water filled the canoe, and it sank. I fortunately made it to the shore without the kid sized life jacket BGood purposely gave to me knowing I wouldn't fit it .

I'm 6'2" 205lbs!, You must be a giant? Are you a Jotun from Ragnarok?

kateliz · Post by **kateliz** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:50 pm

And that laugh was indeed out loud, as many of them have been tonight.

What's this? I have no other comment! How odd!

But Brian, BGood doesn't look at the exterior! He looks where it truly matters- at the heart!

'Friad your must be a bit small then! "He's a mean one..."

Believer · Post by **Believer** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:51 pm

BGoodForGoodSake wrote:I'm 6'2" 205lbs!, You must be a giant? Are you a Jotun from Ragnarok?

I am a Brian, sub-class human, an experiment really, didn't you notice the alphanumerical label? I am a giant, trust me on that, that picture of me in the pictures thread had to be doctored, I am 10 times bigger than that in the picture.

Byblos · Post by **Byblos** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:51 pm

BGoodForGoodSake wrote:
kateliz wrote: Why thank you! That was sweet! And you are a decent human being who is both intelligent and witty!
Thanks Kateliz!

That means alot coming from someone who I have never met.

Who would have thought a KMart thread would turn into a love fest.

We do indeed, have the power to change the world.

Now I know why I shouldn't have gotten involved from the beginning. Too much stranger love.

kateliz · Post by **kateliz** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:54 pm

We love you too, Byblos. You can join the next group hug.

Byblos · Post by **Byblos** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 6:03 am

kateliz wrote: We love you too, Byblos. You can join the next group hug.

brrrrrrr! I got the chills.

BGoodForGoodSake · Post by **BGoodForGoodSake** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:36 am

Byblos wrote:
kateliz wrote: We love you too, Byblos. You can join the next group hug.
brrrrrrr! I got the chills.

Someone doesn't like human contact?
Kateliz this one needs help.

Byblos · Post by **Byblos** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 12:56 pm

BGoodForGoodSake wrote:
Byblos wrote:
kateliz wrote: We love you too, Byblos. You can join the next group hug.
brrrrrrr! I got the chills.
Someone doesn't like human contact?
Kateliz this one needs help.

You don't understand, I have no problem whatsoever with human contact of any kind. It's my wife that has the issues. The chills I speak of are the result of me sleeping on the couch in the living room. At night it gets really cold down there.

BGoodForGoodSake · Post by **BGoodForGoodSake** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 3:50 pm

Byblos wrote:
BGoodForGoodSake wrote:
Byblos wrote:
kateliz wrote: We love you too, Byblos. You can join the next group hug.
brrrrrrr! I got the chills.
Someone doesn't like human contact?
Kateliz this one needs help.
You don't understand, I have no problem whatsoever with human contact of any kind. It's my wife that has the issues. The chills I speak of are the result of me sleeping on the couch in the living room. At night it gets really cold down there.

ROFL!!!

I understand.
*And with this, the crowd of people loosen their grips on Byblos retreating to the shadowy corners of the room. Byblos now stands in the middle of the room, visibly shaken with Brian alone holding tight to his ankle.*

"I am a Brian, sub-class, human 1-5P62-900001Y6F2 you will not be releas..."

Byblos · Post by **Byblos** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:57 pm

BGoodForGoodSake wrote:
Byblos wrote:
BGoodForGoodSake wrote:
Byblos wrote:
kateliz wrote: We love you too, Byblos. You can join the next group hug.
brrrrrrr! I got the chills.
Someone doesn't like human contact?
Kateliz this one needs help.
You don't understand, I have no problem whatsoever with human contact of any kind. It's my wife that has the issues. The chills I speak of are the result of me sleeping on the couch in the living room. At night it gets really cold down there.
ROFL!!!

I understand.
*And with this, the crowd of people loosen their grips on Byblos retreating to the shadowy corners of the room. Byblos now stands in the middle of the room, visibly shaken with Brian alone holding tight to his ankle.*

"I am a Brian, sub-class, human 1-5P62-900001Y6F2 you will not be releas..."

Yeah but a Brian don't count. Only humans (and only the female kind) can purge me to the cold, hard abyss (i.e. couch).

Believer · Post by **Believer** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:28 pm

I am neutral gender, a sub-class human, not male nor female. Brian is not a male name, it is a string of letters in word makeup to create a name which is not gender specified. Looks (and name) can be deceiving. *shudders*

kateliz · Post by **kateliz** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:08 pm

BGood wrote:with Brian alone holding tight to his ankle.*

But,

, that's not good. A spouse's body belongs to their spouse, (Bible verse somewhere in NT from Paul.) No married person should be deprived, and that's an order from God!

Just tell your wife that one, Byblos!

Byblos · Post by **Byblos** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:43 am

kateliz wrote:
BGood wrote:with Brian alone holding tight to his ankle.*
But, , that's not good. A spouse's body belongs to their spouse, (Bible verse somewhere in NT from Paul.) No married person should be deprived, and that's an order from God! Just tell your wife that one, Byblos!

Oh she don't need me to tell her, trust me she knows we're one. So much so in fact, quite often she uses it to tell me what I'm thinking (since we're one and all). And it's been so long, I just take it for granted. Besides, like I said, a Brian don't count.

(Note to Brian: Just checking to make sure you know we're kidding right? Sometimes I just can't tell when we're on the verge of offending someone).

Believer · Post by **Believer** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:14 pm

Byblos wrote:(Note to Brian: Just checking to make sure you know we're kidding right? Sometimes I just can't tell when we're on the verge of offending someone).

Yes, I am aware

. I also kid, no?

beckyandretti · Post by **beckyandretti** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:44 pm

geez I leave you all for a bit and look at what you do... poor byblos doomed to sleep on the cold lumpy couch, brian turned into a giant robotic thing, bgood sitting at the bottom of the lake watching katie hugging kmart... wow... I think I shall retreat now.