Please hold while we redirect your call!

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Furstentum Liechtenstein
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Please hold while we redirect your call!

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''Welcome to Saint Jude's Psychiatric Hospital. Your call is important to us! Please choose one of the following options:

-If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

-If you are co-dependent, ask your enabler to press 2.

-If you have Multiple Personality Disorder, press 3,4,5 and 6.

-If you are paranoid, we know who you are. Stay on line while we trace your call.

-If you have hallucinations, press 7 to transfer your call to the orbiting Mother Ship.

-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a voice will tell you which button to press.

-If you are manic-depressive, you'll be miserable whichever button you press.

-If you have short-term amnesia, press 9.

-If you have short-term amnesia, press 9.

-If you have short-term amnesia, press 9.

-If you have poor self-esteem, hang up now. All of our operators have better things to do than waste their time on you.

-If you are blonde, DO NOT TOUCH A THING or you'll screw everything up! Hang up now! HANG UP NOW!''
Hold everything lightly. If you don't, it will hurt when God pries your fingers loose as He takes it from you. -Corrie Ten Boom

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Post by RickD »

I just saw this.
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John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


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What if you are several of these? Ok, this is just confusing :econfused:

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Post by Philip »

Yep, a funny, brilliant riff on automated phone systems! I miss him.
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Me too :(
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Post by KittyCathy »

I saw it before, but it's still funny :D
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