B. W. wrote:Nessa wrote:B. W. wrote:My wife said the other day, "I need to buy Alba shampoo..."
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Thats cos after she said she wanted to buy shampoo you blimmin stopped listening to all the other stuff she wanted.
Sorry, all your fault

My fault?
I know the shampoo she likes and would have take me about 10 minutes to get it for her which is a better allocation of time, rather than take three hours to get the same result!
Next,
When women talk, they give to much info for the poor male mind to logically follow and comprehend, so we go along in a store, standing near our gals, shifting weight from one foot to the other, starring into space, saying, "yes dear - looks great, get it.."
Then we are bombarded with more info and details we can't grasp...but we pretend we do as we are not as stupid as we look...
There needs to be a Guy section in every store, big screen TV, snack bar located nearby, and use of cell phones to communicate with our gals: "yes dear - looks great, get it.."
Life would be easier...
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Take a camera or use your phone to video the experience next time.
Voice out loud so everyone can hear. "YES HONEY, THAT LOOKS GREAT! OH, OH! WHAT ABOUT THIS LACY LINGERIE?"
She'll get so embarrassed, but she won't be able to get angry at you in public because well then... that'd be extra embarrassing.
You'll also have a bit of fun watching her squirm, make awkward smiles, and constantly say "shh".
She'll want to leave so quickly.
Just be prepared that you'll probably get in trouble after.
But, hey, us guys always need to be prepared for that. We can never do anything right so what's the difference?.
If you do do this, then you can share it with all on YouTube and here, and maybe it'll go viral!
