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who bought himself a new car drove it home and cut two inches off the tail pipe.
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Anonymous wrote:who bought himself a new car drove it home and cut two inches off the tail pipe.
With jokes that bad, I can see why you're staying anonymous!

I haven't heard a joke that awful in over 10 years! y:O2
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I don't get it!
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Circumcision :underchair: , and that is an awful joke ...
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:pound: :pound: :pound:

Of course! Honestly I am sooooo dense sometimes :oops:

and it is a terrible joke, although now I get it, it did make me smile :)
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RickD wrote:
Anonymous wrote:who bought himself a new car drove it home and cut two inches off the tail pipe.
With jokes that bad, I can see why you're staying anonymous!

I haven't heard a joke that awful in over 10 years! y:O2
Actually, there was an incident with a mod given admin priviledges, who decided to remove inactive posters.
When he did, all those users became "Anonymous".

Moral of the story.
Only mods who know what they're doing (i.e., Hana) should be an admin. ;)
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Kurieuo wrote:
RickD wrote:
Anonymous wrote:who bought himself a new car drove it home and cut two inches off the tail pipe.
With jokes that bad, I can see why you're staying anonymous!

I haven't heard a joke that awful in over 10 years! y:O2
Actually, there was an incident with a mod given admin priviledges, who decided to remove inactive posters.
When he did, all those users became "Anonymous".

Moral of the story.
Only mods who know what they're doing (i.e., Hana) should be an admin. ;)
Gee, I wonder what mod that might've been... y:-?
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Then look into the mod history y*-:)
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RickD wrote:Gee, I wonder what mod that might've been... y:-?
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