During church services...

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During church services...

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Post by Strix » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:46 am

A visiting minister during the offertory prayer:

"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."

He would have continued, but at that moment one little girl (who was listening carefully for a change) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"

Church was pretty much over at that point...

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