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Ya gotta be kidding me!

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:08 pm
by Philip
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Re: Ya gotta be kidding me!

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 1:27 am
by Stu
Looking good Don!

Re: Ya gotta be kidding me!

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 3:24 pm
by thatkidakayoungguy
Philip wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:08 pm
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not bad really

Re: Ya gotta be kidding me!

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 4:12 pm
by Fliegender
Now all he needs is a Melania.

Re: Ya gotta be kidding me!

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 5:28 am
by Fliegender
A rich American walks into a posh restaurant with a Mexican, a Brazilian, a South African, a Moroccan, a Spaniard, a Dutch, a Dane, a German, an Israeli, an Indian, a Chinese and a Japanese. The Maître d’ looks the group over and says, “I’m sorry gentlemen but you can’t come in here without a Thai.

Re: Ya gotta be kidding me!

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 1:24 pm
by RickD
Fliegender wrote:
Fri Aug 30, 2019 5:28 am
A rich American walks into a posh restaurant with a Mexican, a Brazilian, a South African, a Moroccan, a Spaniard, a Dutch, a Dane, a German, an Israeli, an Indian, a Chinese and a Japanese. The Maître d’ looks the group over and says, “I’m sorry gentlemen but you can’t come in here without a Thai.
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic that walked into a bra?

Re: Ya gotta be kidding me!

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 4:18 pm
by Fliegender
RickD wrote:
Fri Aug 30, 2019 1:24 pm
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic that walked into a bra?
A guy from Florida walks into a bar and sits beside a man who’s holding a 12 inch BIC lighter.

“Cool lighter” the Floridian says, “Where’d you get it?”

“Ah, I rubbed this bottle of Jack Daniels and a genie came out and gave me one wish.”

“Cool!” says the Floridian, “can I try it?”

The Floridian rubs the bottle and out comes the genie. “I wish for a million bucks!” says the Floridian.

“You’re wish is granted” says the genie as he disappears back into the bottle. Just then, a million ducks walk into the bar. There are ducks everywhere! “No, no no! I want a million BUCKS not ducks!” says the Floridian.

The man with the lighter says, “Join the club. Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch BIC...?”

Re: Ya gotta be kidding me!

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 4:47 pm
by RickD
Fliegender wrote:
Fri Aug 30, 2019 4:18 pm
RickD wrote:
Fri Aug 30, 2019 1:24 pm
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic that walked into a bra?
A guy from Florida walks into a bar and sits beside a man who’s holding a 12 inch BIC lighter.

“Cool lighter” the Floridian says, “Where’d you get it?”

“Ah, I rubbed this bottle of Jack Daniels and a genie came out and gave me one wish.”

“Cool!” says the Floridian, “can I try it?”

The Floridian rubs the bottle and out comes the genie. “I wish for a million bucks!” says the Floridian.

“You’re wish is granted” says the genie as he disappears back into the bottle. Just then, a million ducks walk into the bar. There are ducks everywhere! “No, no no! I want a million BUCKS not ducks!” says the Floridian.

The man with the lighter says, “Join the club. Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch BIC...?”
Oh, I get it! He wished for a 12" Bic...ycle.
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Re: Ya gotta be kidding me!

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 4:52 pm
by RickD
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