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Spelling hamster as hampster, gives me anxiety.
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they sold out to make the big bucks
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RickD wrote: Sat Dec 29, 2018 3:37 pm Spelling hamster as hampster, gives me anxiety.
Finding a hamster in my hampster gives me anxiety :esurprised:
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Um, I learned a very hard lesson about hamsters. I made my boys put their hamster outside on the screen porch in winter - cause I didn't want it in the house any longer. It had an enclosed cage, plenty of nesting material - I figured it would be plenty warm. Couple nights of low-20s, my son finds him frozen, stiff as a board. No problem, I figured they hibernated. Wrong! Turns out they live in deserts and warmer areas - they are cold intolerant. But after an hour after bringing him inside, "Lazarus" started twitching and slowly revived. But he didn't live long after that. Who knew? :roll:
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Hamster abuse! :shock:
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You may have to look after all the hamsters in heaven now y#-o
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Nessa wrote: Hamster abuse!
:( Guilty as charged. And I hear the pope has added it as a new sin that must be atoned for :incense:.
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