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Smith: "Why, Mr. GodandScience Member? Why, why, why? Why do you do it? Why post a reply? Why keep posting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your salvation? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Or sarcasm? Could it be for gratification? Illusions, Mr. GodandScience Member, Vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as this Forum itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as a "Like" button. You must be able to see it, Mr. GodandScience Member. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep posting. Why, Mr. GodandScience Member? Why? Why do you persist? "

Member: "Because my version of doctrine is the TRUTH !"
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In case you haven't noticed, I have the most likes.

That means I'm the most right.

If you're ever not sure which side of the argument to pick, it's a safe choice to pick the side I'm on.

God has given me the gifts of being a genius, eternal wisdom, extreme good looks, unbelievable athleticism, unending charm, and humility.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


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LittleHamster wrote: Fri May 11, 2018 2:43 pm Smith: "Why, Mr. GodandScience Member? Why, why, why? Why do you do it? Why post a reply? Why keep posting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your salvation? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Or sarcasm? Could it be for gratification? Illusions, Mr. GodandScience Member, Vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as this Forum itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as a "Like" button. You must be able to see it, Mr. GodandScience Member. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep posting. Why, Mr. GodandScience Member? Why? Why do you persist? "

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It would be a blessing if they missed the cairns and got lost on the way back. Or if
the Thing on the ice got them tonight.

I could only turn and stare in horror at the chief surgeon.
Death by starvation is a terrible thing, Goodsir, continued Stanley.
And with that we went below to the flame-flickering Darkness of the lower deck
and to a cold almost the equal of the Dante-esque Ninth Circle Arctic Night
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RickD wrote: Fri May 11, 2018 3:31 pm In case you haven't noticed, I have the most likes.

That means I'm the most right.

If you're ever not sure which side of the argument to pick, it's a safe choice to pick the side I'm on.

God has given me the gifts of being a genius, eternal wisdom, extreme good looks, unbelievable athleticism, unending charm, and humility.

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