Dark Night of the Sole

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Dark Night of the Sole

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Post by LittleHamster » Tue Jan 30, 2018 5:11 pm

by.....John of the Shop.

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Post by RickD » Tue Jan 30, 2018 5:21 pm

I never understood Australian* humoUr.
y:-?





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John 5:24
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Re: Dark Night of the Sole

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Post by thatkidakayoungguy » Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:05 pm

LittleHamster wrote:by.....John of the Shop.

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Put some wire though that, like sewing.
Or, if you can, get another boot.
Then again this tear of the boot is a sign of language, music, art, and math. Math bc the bonds in the compounds that make up the boot split because of another force (not sure what here so i say X), language bc math is the language of the physical realm, music bc of the flow that this language of nature operates, well this tear could be said to be a "interlude" and a ritardando, and art since music is a type of art. It is a form of modern art in that the tear is a separation of positive and negativity found mixed in the sole, and the ritardando is a form of cubism since the usual form of the object painted (or in this case the sole of the shoe that was made in a factory) can be argued to be "cooled down" into being made into blocks or cubes. In this case the tear is an example of nature's cubism since the tear between the bonds happened quick and eventually, though probably minuscule, slowed down.

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Post by LittleHamster » Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:32 am

RickD wrote:I never understood Australian* humoUr.
y:-?





*Kurieuo is an American at heart.

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato :-)
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Post by Nessa » Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:40 am

RickD wrote:Image
obviously that hamster is wanting a good tickle..
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Post by LittleHamster » Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:48 pm

Airlines refuses to allow hamster on board, owner flushes it down toilet y:O2

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style ... 00911.html
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Post by Kurieuo » Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:59 pm

Independant seem to like toilet flushing stories.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 46161.html

If only new borns were hamster size, then flushing them might also be considered an acceptable necessary evil.
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Post by LittleHamster » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:49 pm

That's really sad. We should put that post in the fetus thread. I got a few more comments to post but not under "Humor and Jokes"
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Post by Kurieuo » Thu Feb 08, 2018 11:08 pm

True, shouldn't be discussed here. And, it is sad. Feel free to re-quote it in the fetus thread.
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Post by LittleHamster » Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:57 am

Now back to that Hamster. I reckon I might have got that reference to Holy-spiritual creatures a bit wrong. Maybe it should apply to hamsters, rabbits, guinea pigs, kittens, puppies and other extreme cutenesses. :flying:


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Post by LittleHamster » Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:07 pm

Jesus killed all those fish !!!!

Does that make this Justifiable Fish-ocide or Involuntary Fish-slaughter ?

Remember, he sees what the Father is doing and acts accordingly so, at the time, I don't think the Sanhedrin could pin a pre-meditated murder fish-rap on him.
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