Wine into water

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Wine into water

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Post by Nessa » Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:07 pm

Not the greatest day so when I saw the wine tasting in the supermarket, I made a bee line for it.

After my first tasting, I was given the second one....

It tasted totally watered down and I told the guy it was bad wine.

He said something like its bloody terrible wine... its water.

I had been given the water to 'cleanse my palate' y#-o :oops:

At least I can laugh at my blondeness on a bad day
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Post by RickD » Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:28 am

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Post by Philip » Fri Dec 01, 2017 7:15 am

Hey, blondes are people, too. :P

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Post by RickD » Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:02 am

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24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.

Kenny wrote:
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