Rick et.al. helping Hana

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Rick et.al. helping Hana

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Post by 1over137 » Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:55 am

I need your services. Need to increase my 'happiness hormones' levels.

Am your audience. :toppoints: (There was not proper 'listening smiley'. Need to add one.)
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Post by RickD » Wed Sep 27, 2017 12:08 pm

That's a lot of pressure Hana.

Hmmm...

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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Post by PaulSacramento » Wed Sep 27, 2017 12:11 pm

When I was single and a woman asked my for my services to increase her happiness levels, it usually meant something very, very naughty and sweaty !
Now, as a married man, it usually means taking out the trash or painting...:(

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Post by RickD » Wed Sep 27, 2017 12:54 pm

PaulSacramento wrote:When I was single and a woman asked my for my services to increase her happiness levels, it usually meant something very, very naughty and sweaty !
Now, as a married man, it usually means taking out the trash or painting...:(
Also along those lines, I don't know why my wife continually nags me to do stuff.

If I say I'm going to do something, I'll do it. There's no reason she has to remind me every 6 months.

:fryingpan:
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Post by Philip » Wed Sep 27, 2017 5:52 pm

Now, as a married man, it usually means taking out the trash or painting...:(
Man: Dear, I'm going to be busy all day - I plan to clean the entire house, get the yard mowed - oh, and leave dinner to me tonight - I've got it all planned out, so you just relax and take a hot bubble bath with your favorite book.

Wife: Those are about the most highly erotic words you've ever spoken to me - I can't wait until after dinner!

It works! :mrgreen:

Rick: y:-? 8-}2 y[-( y=;

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Post by RickD » Wed Sep 27, 2017 6:11 pm

Philip wrote:
Now, as a married man, it usually means taking out the trash or painting...:(
Man: Dear, I'm going to be busy all day - I plan to clean the entire house, get the yard mowed - oh, and leave dinner to me tonight - I've got it all planned out, so you just relax and take a hot bubble bath with your favorite book.

Wife: Those are about the most highly erotic words you've ever spoken to me - I can't wait until after dinner!

It works! :mrgreen:

Rick: y:-? 8-}2 y[-( y=;
I'm not sure I need to make it so complicated. Usually when I say, "Baby, get naked." It has the same outcome. ;)
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Post by Philip » Wed Sep 27, 2017 7:37 pm

You're such a charmer! How DO you do it (get away with it)? y:-?

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Post by 1over137 » Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:19 pm

Man is incomplete until he’s married. Then he’s finished.
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Post by 1over137 » Wed Sep 27, 2017 11:55 pm

My FB announced that this I posted 5 years ago:

A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
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A laugh, to be joyous, must flow from a joyous heart, for without kindness, there can be no true joy.
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Post by Kurieuo » Thu Sep 28, 2017 1:41 am

1over137 wrote:Man is incomplete until he’s married. Then he’s finished.
I agree, life effectively comes to an end at marriage for a man. :P
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Post by RickD » Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:01 am

Kurieuo wrote:
1over137 wrote:Man is incomplete until he’s married. Then he’s finished.
I agree, life effectively comes to an end at marriage for a man. :P
That's so sexist!*








*but true.
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Post by Philip » Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:51 am

*but true.
Haven't see fine print that small since the purchase contract of Manhattan from the Indians! :lol:
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Post by RickD » Thu Sep 28, 2017 12:34 pm

Philip wrote:
*but true.
Haven't see fine print that small since the purchase contract of Manhattan from the Indians! :lol:
Wasn't that in the 1600's? I didn't think you were that old!
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Post by Philip » Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:39 pm

Yuk.

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Post by thatkidakayoungguy » Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:31 pm

1over137 wrote:Man is incomplete until he’s married. Then he’s finished.
The Apostle Paul would probably disagree along with some other biblical authors/figures. He said it's better to be single.

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