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by Nessa » Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:12 am
I was watching America's funniest vids with kerry. They had a few wedding ceremony ones.
A communion wafer got dropped down the brides top by accident by the priest. He goes to try to fish it out LOL Its like noooooo!!!
He went back in for a second try as well

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by Kurieuo » Sun Mar 19, 2017 7:44 am
She was probably like, "
noooooo!!!", but I'm sure the priest was like, "
Oh yeah!".

"Whoever will call on the name of the Lord will be saved." (Romans 10:13)
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by Philip » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:32 am
K: She was probably like, "noooooo!!!", but I'm sure the priest was like, "Oh yeah!".

I thought priests don't dig chicks??? Or, they're to deny their natural drive.

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by RickD » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:34 am
Thread is worthless without video.

1 Corinthians 1:9
9 God is faithful, through whom you were called into fellowship with His Son, Jesus Christ our Lord.
Audie wrote:
"Christianity is not a joke, but it has some very poor representatives."
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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by Nessa » Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:24 pm
RickD wrote:Thread is worthless without video.

She's smiling an awful lot....
me thinks the lady doth protest too much

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by RickD » Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:43 pm
I'm not sure he dropped it "by accident".

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by Philip » Sun Mar 19, 2017 3:48 pm
Well, if Pete's "successor" would only get back to the fact that St. Pete dug chicks AND was married, then poor chaps like that priest would get to see breasts (and much more), most anytime the mood strikes. But noooooooooooooo.
