Funny animal stories

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Funny animal stories

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Post by Hortator » Sat Feb 11, 2017 2:31 pm

Rather than make this topic about one funny duck story, anybody have funny animal stories in general? Like getting bit by a coked-up raccoon inside a biker's barn when you were 10? If so, share them below!

What could be more innocent than ducks? They're goofy looking, docile, peaceful waterfowl that also make funny noises.

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"Nine police officers, a riot van and two police cars helped the RSPCA seize two ducks that were being cared for in a cardboard box by a homeless man who gave up smoking cannabis to look after them."

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Re: Funny animal stories

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Post by RickD » Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:25 pm

Only in America England! :shock:
1 Corinthians 1:9
9 God is faithful, through whom you were called into fellowship with His Son, Jesus Christ our Lord.

Audie wrote:
"Christianity is not a joke, but it has some very poor representatives."


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Post by thatkidakayoungguy » Sat Mar 04, 2017 9:59 am

This one time I saw some houseflies on a table buzzing around each other. At the end of it one took his leg and tried to swat the other fly.
Not sure if it's funny to others but it was to me.

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Post by thatkidakayoungguy » Sat Mar 04, 2017 10:15 am

So one day two bears in a zoo were walking towards each other. They stood up to show off and then one decided to...
dance. More specifically it was shaking for whatever reason.

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