A new book for the Kiddies for Christmas

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A new book for the Kiddies for Christmas

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Re: A new book for the Kiddies for Christmas

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Post by RickD » Sat Nov 05, 2016 12:43 pm

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It was the wurst fott of his laff.

The family at the end of the video looks suspiciously like Kurieuo and his family.
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Re: A new book for the Kiddies for Christmas

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Post by B. W. » Sun Nov 06, 2016 1:06 pm

Well, I think this kids book is a big seller in the UK and Australia and New Zealand and Canada...

Wow, if Nessa or Mel could confirm if they ever bought these for their kids, then we know...

Someone who had been in Canada sent me a picture of the book and I could not believe I found it on youtube!

Do you need a copy Rick?
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Re: A new book for the Kiddies for Christmas

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Post by RickD » Sun Nov 06, 2016 1:59 pm

B. W. wrote:Well, I think this kids book is a big seller in the UK and Australia and New Zealand and Canada...

Wow, if Nessa or Mel could confirm if they ever bought these for their kids, then we know...

Someone who had been in Canada sent me a picture of the book and I could not believe I found it on youtube!

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Need a copy? No. I never read a book when I can watch the video instead. ;)
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Re: A new book for the Kiddies for Christmas

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Post by Nessa » Sat Nov 26, 2016 3:44 pm

There has been more and more books coming out about poos and farts.

I went to the book shop awhile ago and was shocked by how many there were....

Anyhow, I showed my kids the story in the video clip and they smiled and laughed.
Caleb kept poking me in the ribs for showing such a story :P

The book isnt really about acceptance tho..
At least not by the parents..

The farts paid off in the end so they kept the dog. They were already to ship him off tho before
the burgulars came on the scene. At least the kids showed the dog had value despite his
bottom problem.

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Re: A new book for the Kiddies for Christmas

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Post by thatkidakayoungguy » Fri May 12, 2017 6:34 pm

Why a book about a farting mutt? Why not a talking mutt? I guess that's been used a lot though.
Maybe a dog that can draw? I could see an interesting story come from that, say this dog draws with whatever he can, like mud or a pencil held in it's mouth, n the family's annoyed until a burglar comes n the dog scares them away with the writing mysteriously popping up, like say the dog draws on paper n puts it in random places while hiding. Or on the wall n hides.
Not the best idea tho it sounds more interesting than farts.

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