One BAD*** Australian!

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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

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Post by RickD » Thu Oct 27, 2016 2:40 am

philip wrote:
Found three sheds in my garage -
You must have really big garages where you live. I couldn't even fit one shed in my garage.
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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

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Post by Audie » Thu Oct 27, 2016 5:39 am

RickD wrote:
philip wrote:
Found three sheds in my garage -
You must have really big garages where you live. I couldn't even fit one shed in my garage.
Snakes are big in Texas

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-m1w7QlrPrPE/V ... /photo.jpg

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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

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Post by RickD » Fri Oct 28, 2016 7:31 am

Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
philip wrote:
Found three sheds in my garage -
You must have really big garages where you live. I couldn't even fit one shed in my garage.
Snakes are big in Texas

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-m1w7QlrPrPE/V ... /photo.jpg
No. Mexicans are just really short.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.

Kenny wrote:
"You don’t need faith, logic, reason, proof, or anything else to be atheist, all you need to do is reject what someone told you."



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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

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Post by Audie » Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:48 am

RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
philip wrote:
Found three sheds in my garage -
You must have really big garages where you live. I couldn't even fit one shed in my garage.
Snakes are big in Texas

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-m1w7QlrPrPE/V ... /photo.jpg
No. Mexicans are just really short.
Now if I were the one holding it up it would look like an anaconda

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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

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Post by RickD » Fri Oct 28, 2016 11:44 am

Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
philip wrote:
Found three sheds in my garage -
You must have really big garages where you live. I couldn't even fit one shed in my garage.
Snakes are big in Texas

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-m1w7QlrPrPE/V ... /photo.jpg
No. Mexicans are just really short.
Now if I were the one holding it up it would look like an anaconda
Audie,

We have snakes that can deal with little people like you:
http://www.247wildlife.com/pygmyrattlesnake.html
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.

Kenny wrote:
"You don’t need faith, logic, reason, proof, or anything else to be atheist, all you need to do is reject what someone told you."



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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

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Post by Audie » Sat Oct 29, 2016 7:34 am

RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
You must have really big garages where you live. I couldn't even fit one shed in my garage.
Snakes are big in Texas

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-m1w7QlrPrPE/V ... /photo.jpg
No. Mexicans are just really short.
Now if I were the one holding it up it would look like an anaconda
Audie,

We have snakes that can deal with little people like you:
http://www.247wildlife.com/pygmyrattlesnake.html
Small size..inadequate warning..nasty bite.

Hmm

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