A few of you know that Benny Hinn came to Jacksonville this past weekend. Well, I decided to go check out this charlatan, to see what all the fuss was about. I went in quietly, and sat down in the back row, so I could discreetly see what was going to happen. Well, to my surprise, Mr. Hinn came strolling on back, and came right up to me. And before I could react, he put his hand on my head, and said, "In the name-uh of Geezuz, you will walk today!".
And just as quickly as he came over, he walked away. And I thought to myself, what a fraud. If he only knew my legs worked fine. "You will walk today". What a joke.
So, I got up and left. I walked straight out the door, and went right to where I parked my car. And you know what? Someone stole it. It turns out that ole Benny was right after all.
I walked home.
Benny Hinn the healer/prophet
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1 Corinthians 1:9
9 God is faithful, through whom you were called into fellowship with His Son, Jesus Christ our Lord.
Audie wrote:
"Christianity is not a joke, but it has some very poor representatives."
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
9 God is faithful, through whom you were called into fellowship with His Son, Jesus Christ our Lord.
Audie wrote:
"Christianity is not a joke, but it has some very poor representatives."
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: Benny Hinn the healer/prophet
Did you have to pay a fee to get in? Did you get one of those ¨all i got was this t-shirt¨ shirts? Thats terrible your car was stolen and creepy Benny Hinn walked up to you and said that. Gives me the heebie jeebies just thinking of that.
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It was "free".Ottoman wrote:Did you have to pay a fee to get in? Did you get one of those ¨all i got was this t-shirt¨ shirts? Thats terrible your car was stolen and creepy Benny Hinn walked up to you and said that. Gives me the heebie jeebies just thinking of that.
And no t-shirt either.
It was a bad neighborhood, I guess.
1 Corinthians 1:9
9 God is faithful, through whom you were called into fellowship with His Son, Jesus Christ our Lord.
Audie wrote:
"Christianity is not a joke, but it has some very poor representatives."
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
9 God is faithful, through whom you were called into fellowship with His Son, Jesus Christ our Lord.
Audie wrote:
"Christianity is not a joke, but it has some very poor representatives."
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: Benny Hinn the healer/prophet
I really liked the guy. Back in the 70's, he was the best thing on TV.
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1 Corinthians 1:9
9 God is faithful, through whom you were called into fellowship with His Son, Jesus Christ our Lord.
Audie wrote:
"Christianity is not a joke, but it has some very poor representatives."
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
9 God is faithful, through whom you were called into fellowship with His Son, Jesus Christ our Lord.
Audie wrote:
"Christianity is not a joke, but it has some very poor representatives."
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony