How to be an atheist

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Re: How to be an atheist

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Post by PaulSacramento » Tue May 17, 2016 5:29 am

That was really good, LOL !

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Re: How to be an atheist

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Re: How to be an atheist

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Post by Audie » Tue May 17, 2016 6:01 am

Jac3510 wrote:
Audie wrote:The dogmatic fundies, yecs included can use all the skewering they can get.
I tend to agree, and so the video. Thought it was funny. Still do. "Dale" is now one of my new favorite people ever. :egeek:

Didnt much notice you skewering no yecs and gappers.

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Re: How to be an atheist

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Post by Jac3510 » Tue May 17, 2016 8:12 am

Audie wrote:Didnt much notice you skewering no yecs and gappers.
Then you should subscribe to all my posts and read everything I write with rapt attention!

or just ask acb (and k, too, about how i feel about AiG)
Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.

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Re: How to be an atheist

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Post by RickD » Tue May 17, 2016 8:26 am

Jac3510 wrote:
Audie wrote:Didnt much notice you skewering no yecs and gappers.
Then you should subscribe to all my posts and read everything I write with rapt attention!

or just ask acb (and k, too, about how i feel about AiG)
Jac loves AIG. He has a man-crush on Ken Ham.
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Re: How to be an atheist

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Post by Audie » Tue May 17, 2016 8:49 am

RickD wrote:
Jac3510 wrote:
Audie wrote:Didnt much notice you skewering no yecs and gappers.
Then you should subscribe to all my posts and read everything I write with rapt attention!

or just ask acb (and k, too, about how i feel about AiG)
Jac loves AIG. He has a man-crush on Ken Ham.

Oh dear. It is even worse than I thought.

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Re: How to be an atheist

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Post by IceMobster » Tue May 17, 2016 11:30 am

Jac3510 wrote:

:pound:
I don't find this one funny. I've seen much better ones from him, though.
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Re: How to be an atheist

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Post by crackpot » Tue May 17, 2016 6:00 pm

RickD wrote:
crackpot wrote:The clip was actually quite funny.

Atheists are humorless for the most part when our beliefs are challenged... so the video won't go over well with my fellow believers, as Audie has already demonstrated.
Beliefs? Atheists don't have beliefs. Only lack of beliefs.

You must be one confused atheist!

Atheist rule #1

Never, ever have a belief. That way you don't have to defend anything. :fyi:
Athiests have strongly held beliefs but we don't call them that. We pretend that they are scientifically verified facts. That way, our beliefs are certifiably better than yours.

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Re: How to be an atheist

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Post by RickD » Tue May 17, 2016 6:11 pm

crackpot wrote:
RickD wrote:
crackpot wrote:The clip was actually quite funny.

Atheists are humorless for the most part when our beliefs are challenged... so the video won't go over well with my fellow believers, as Audie has already demonstrated.
Beliefs? Atheists don't have beliefs. Only lack of beliefs.

You must be one confused atheist!

Atheist rule #1

Never, ever have a belief. That way you don't have to defend anything. :fyi:
Athiests have strongly held beliefs but we don't call them that. We pretend that they are scientifically verified facts. That way, our beliefs are certifiably better than yours.
Omg!!! You just described Audie!!!!
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Re: How to be an atheist

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Post by Audie » Tue May 17, 2016 6:46 pm

Did not.

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Re: How to be an atheist

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Post by Storyteller » Wed May 18, 2016 8:31 am

Did too :mrgreen:
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Re: How to be an atheist

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Post by RickD » Wed May 18, 2016 8:42 am

Did three. y=;
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Re: How to be an atheist

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Post by crackpot » Wed May 18, 2016 6:13 pm

Storyteller wrote:Did too :mrgreen:
RickD wrote:Did three. y=;
Go easy on poor Audie. Having one's faith challenged by one of your own is trying enough.

Christians should show her some compassion now. Compassion...isn't that what your God promotes?

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Re: How to be an atheist

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Post by Storyteller » Wed May 18, 2016 6:39 pm

crackpot wrote:
Storyteller wrote:Did too :mrgreen:
RickD wrote:Did three. y=;
Go easy on poor Audie. Having one's faith challenged by one of your own is trying enough.

Christians should show her some compassion now. Compassion...isn't that what your God promotes?
I hope you're joking.
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Re: How to be an atheist

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Post by crackpot » Wed May 18, 2016 7:01 pm

I hope you're joking.
No. Not joking. Atheists are mostly humourless. Has that not already been made clear to you?

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