Cat Party or Dog Party?

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crackpot wrote:
Audie wrote:I do like cats. I had one once. Guess her name?
It seems you are chinese.

When you say "I do like cats" do you mean in the gastronomic sense?

Yuck no. No srereotyping plz.
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Audie wrote:Cats are sociopaths.
That's why all cats say "meow"

"ME-ow! ME!!!"

Also I like how we have no cat smilies, but we have a cow y3:-O , a chicken y~:> , and right in between, a smiley like, "Really?" y/:)2

Although I love chickens. I was born the year of the Rooster, Audie :P hbu
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Hortator wrote:
Audie wrote:Cats are sociopaths.
That's why all cats say "meow"

"ME-ow! ME!!!"

Also I like how we have no cat smilies, but we have a cow y3:-O , a chicken y~:> , and right in between, a smiley like, "Really?" y/:)2

Although I love chickens. I was born the year of the Rooster, Audie :P hbu
Chickens are way too good a creature to be treated so horribly by people.
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Audie wrote:
Hortator wrote:
Audie wrote:Cats are sociopaths.
That's why all cats say "meow"

"ME-ow! ME!!!"

Also I like how we have no cat smilies, but we have a cow y3:-O , a chicken y~:> , and right in between, a smiley like, "Really?" y/:)2

Although I love chickens. I was born the year of the Rooster, Audie :P hbu
Chickens are way too good a creature to be treated so horribly by people.
Chickens are delicious. They're only treated horribly if they're cooked too long, and become dry.
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RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:
Hortator wrote:
Audie wrote:Cats are sociopaths.
That's why all cats say "meow"

"ME-ow! ME!!!"

Also I like how we have no cat smilies, but we have a cow y3:-O , a chicken y~:> , and right in between, a smiley like, "Really?" y/:)2

Although I love chickens. I was born the year of the Rooster, Audie :P hbu
Chickens are way too good a creature to be treated so horribly by people.
Chickens are delicious. They're only treated horribly if they're cooked too long, and become dry.
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Audie wrote:No srereotyping plz.
Oklay missy I plomise not to srereotyping you
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crackpot wrote:
Audie wrote:No srereotyping plz.
Oklay missy I plomise not to srereotyping you
We are both just having fun.
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RickD wrote:Chickens are delicious. They're only treated horribly if they're cooked too long, and become dry.
No, Chickens are actually very dirty birds - really foul...

y~:>
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B. W. wrote:
RickD wrote:Chickens are delicious. They're only treated horribly if they're cooked too long, and become dry.
No, Chickens are actually very dirty birds - really foul...

y~:>
Be kind to chickens by not eating them
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Audie wrote:
B. W. wrote:
RickD wrote:Chickens are delicious. They're only treated horribly if they're cooked too long, and become dry.
No, Chickens are actually very dirty birds - really foul...

y~:>
Be kind to chickens by not eating them
The goal in the life of every successful chicken, is to be eaten.

Chickens provide eating pleasure for the hungry masses.
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RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:
B. W. wrote:
RickD wrote:Chickens are delicious. They're only treated horribly if they're cooked too long, and become dry.
No, Chickens are actually very dirty birds - really foul...

y~:>
Be kind to chickens by not eating them
The goal in the life of every successful chicken, is to be eaten.

Chickens provide eating pleasure for the hungry masses.
I recognize that while you are joking, you are serious.

I do not know how it is possible for people who aspire to a
moral and ethical life can be so callous.
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Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:
B. W. wrote:
RickD wrote:Chickens are delicious. They're only treated horribly if they're cooked too long, and become dry.
No, Chickens are actually very dirty birds - really foul...

y~:>
Be kind to chickens by not eating them
The goal in the life of every successful chicken, is to be eaten.

Chickens provide eating pleasure for the hungry masses.
I recognize that while you are joking, you are serious.

I do not know how it is possible for people who aspire to a
moral and ethical life can be so callous.
I don't get it. How am I callous in this instance? Because chickens iz sum good eatin?
I'm not advocating water boarding chickens.
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Audie: Chickens are way too good a creature to be treated so horribly by people.
An odd statement from someone whom asserts life from an evolutionary stance?

Which is better, a starving fox or well-fed fox and a dead chicken?
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Actually, you're correct Philip.

Audie,

Why would someone who thinks we are the product of naturalistic evolution think killing chickens for food is wrong?

I think that's something we both have in common, but for different reasons.
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Can't we all just get along?
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