An atheist, a vegan, and a CrossFitter walked into a bar.
I only know because they told everyone in two minutes.
"Walked into a bar" jokes
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"Walked into a bar" jokes
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
I dont get it 
A man walks into a bar and says....
Ouch!
A man walks into a bar and says....
Ouch!
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
And I don't get the joke either.
Maybe atheists, vegans, and crossfitters need to tell everyone that they're atheists, vegans, and crossfitters?
And I don't get the joke either.
Maybe atheists, vegans, and crossfitters need to tell everyone that they're atheists, vegans, and crossfitters?
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
Yeah, this.RickD wrote:Maybe atheists, vegans, and crossfitters need to tell everyone that they're atheists, vegans, and crossfitters?
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGOXMf6yDCU
Fecisti nos ad te, Domine, et inquietum est cor nostrum donec requiescat in te!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGOXMf6yDCU
Fecisti nos ad te, Domine, et inquietum est cor nostrum donec requiescat in te!
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
I've honestly never met anyone in a bar, or otherwise, who told me they are atheist, vegan, or a crossfitter.IceMobster wrote:Yeah, this.RickD wrote:Maybe atheists, vegans, and crossfitters need to tell everyone that they're atheists, vegans, and crossfitters?
But I don't get out much anyways. This ankle bracelet is keeping me in the house.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
Whats a crossfitter?
Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof - Kahlil Gibran
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
A cross dresser who exercises.Storyteller wrote:Whats a crossfitter?
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
rFaith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof - Kahlil Gibran
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
A Young-Earth Creationist walked into a bar, put down a ten spot, and asked the bartender to hand him a True Jockey Club Julep. The bartender looked him in the eye, smiled, and told him, "You can't handle the truth."
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
"the bar" is probably the internet... If not, then my answer is as same as yours.RickD wrote:I've honestly never met anyone in a bar, or otherwise, who told me they are atheist, vegan, or a crossfitter.IceMobster wrote:Yeah, this.RickD wrote:Maybe atheists, vegans, and crossfitters need to tell everyone that they're atheists, vegans, and crossfitters?
But I don't get out much anyways. This ankle bracelet is keeping me in the house.
Audacity wrote:A Young-Earth Creationist walked into a bar, put down a ten spot, and asked the bartender to hand him a True Jockey Club Julep. The bartender looked him in the eye, smiled, and told him, "You can't handle the truth."
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGOXMf6yDCU
Fecisti nos ad te, Domine, et inquietum est cor nostrum donec requiescat in te!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGOXMf6yDCU
Fecisti nos ad te, Domine, et inquietum est cor nostrum donec requiescat in te!
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
There was this truck driver driving down the interstate when he noticed a woman trying to change a flat tire on a car and he could tell she needed help,so being nice he pulled over and changed the flat tire for her.Then he asked where is your husband? And she said in the back seat asleep.
Hebrews 12:2-3 Looking unto Jesus the author and finisher of our faith;who for the joy that was set before him endured the cross,despising the shame,and is set down at the right hand of the throne of God.
2nd Corinthians 4:4 In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not,lest the light of this glorious gospel of Christ,who is the image of God,should shine unto them.
2nd Corinthians 4:4 In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not,lest the light of this glorious gospel of Christ,who is the image of God,should shine unto them.
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
A blind man walks into a bar . . .
and orders a drink.
What, where did you think that was going?
and orders a drink.
What, where did you think that was going?
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
Good God! That has to be the worst joke I've ever heard.Audacity wrote:A Young-Earth Creationist walked into a bar, put down a ten spot, and asked the bartender to hand him a True Jockey Club Julep. The bartender looked him in the eye, smiled, and told him, "You can't handle the truth."
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGOXMf6yDCU
Fecisti nos ad te, Domine, et inquietum est cor nostrum donec requiescat in te!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGOXMf6yDCU
Fecisti nos ad te, Domine, et inquietum est cor nostrum donec requiescat in te!
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
I think that just adds to the stereotype that all vegans are gay.IceMobster wrote:https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hp ... e=576F4416
related pic to the OP, I suppose.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony