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"Walked into a bar" jokes

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Post by Jac3510 » Mon Feb 22, 2016 5:51 pm

An atheist, a vegan, and a CrossFitter walked into a bar.

I only know because they told everyone in two minutes.
Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.

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Post by Storyteller » Tue Feb 23, 2016 2:24 pm

I dont get it :oops:

A man walks into a bar and says....



Ouch!

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Post by RickD » Tue Feb 23, 2016 2:40 pm

A dyslexic walks into a bra.






And I don't get the joke either. :(

Maybe atheists, vegans, and crossfitters need to tell everyone that they're atheists, vegans, and crossfitters?
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Post by IceMobster » Tue Feb 23, 2016 2:43 pm

RickD wrote:Maybe atheists, vegans, and crossfitters need to tell everyone that they're atheists, vegans, and crossfitters?
Yeah, this.
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes

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Post by RickD » Tue Feb 23, 2016 2:46 pm

IceMobster wrote:
RickD wrote:Maybe atheists, vegans, and crossfitters need to tell everyone that they're atheists, vegans, and crossfitters?
Yeah, this.
I've honestly never met anyone in a bar, or otherwise, who told me they are atheist, vegan, or a crossfitter.

But I don't get out much anyways. This ankle bracelet is keeping me in the house.
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Post by Storyteller » Tue Feb 23, 2016 2:53 pm

Whats a crossfitter?
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Post by RickD » Tue Feb 23, 2016 4:18 pm

Storyteller wrote:Whats a crossfitter?
A cross dresser who exercises. ;)
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Post by Storyteller » Tue Feb 23, 2016 4:20 pm

:pound: r
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Post by Audacity » Tue Feb 23, 2016 5:47 pm

A Young-Earth Creationist walked into a bar, put down a ten spot, and asked the bartender to hand him a True Jockey Club Julep. The bartender looked him in the eye, smiled, and told him, "You can't handle the truth."

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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes

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Post by IceMobster » Tue Feb 23, 2016 5:55 pm

RickD wrote:
IceMobster wrote:
RickD wrote:Maybe atheists, vegans, and crossfitters need to tell everyone that they're atheists, vegans, and crossfitters?
Yeah, this.
I've honestly never met anyone in a bar, or otherwise, who told me they are atheist, vegan, or a crossfitter.

But I don't get out much anyways. This ankle bracelet is keeping me in the house.
"the bar" is probably the internet... If not, then my answer is as same as yours. :mrgreen:
Audacity wrote:A Young-Earth Creationist walked into a bar, put down a ten spot, and asked the bartender to hand him a True Jockey Club Julep. The bartender looked him in the eye, smiled, and told him, "You can't handle the truth."

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:mrgreen:
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Post by abelcainsbrother » Tue Feb 23, 2016 5:59 pm

There was this truck driver driving down the interstate when he noticed a woman trying to change a flat tire on a car and he could tell she needed help,so being nice he pulled over and changed the flat tire for her.Then he asked where is your husband? And she said in the back seat asleep.
Hebrews 12:2-3 Looking unto Jesus the author and finisher of our faith;who for the joy that was set before him endured the cross,despising the shame,and is set down at the right hand of the throne of God.

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Post by Jac3510 » Tue Feb 23, 2016 6:44 pm

A blind man walks into a bar . . .








































































































































































and orders a drink.

What, where did you think that was going?
Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.

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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes

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Post by RickD » Tue Feb 23, 2016 7:32 pm

Audacity wrote:A Young-Earth Creationist walked into a bar, put down a ten spot, and asked the bartender to hand him a True Jockey Club Julep. The bartender looked him in the eye, smiled, and told him, "You can't handle the truth."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Good God! That has to be the worst joke I've ever heard.
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes

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Post by IceMobster » Tue Feb 23, 2016 8:01 pm

Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGOXMf6yDCU

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Post by RickD » Tue Feb 23, 2016 8:08 pm

IceMobster wrote:https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hp ... e=576F4416

related pic to the OP, I suppose. :mrgreen:
I think that just adds to the stereotype that all vegans are gay.
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