Tongue Twisters: Find Your Level

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Tongue Twisters: Find Your Level

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Beginner Level:

Three witches watch three Swatch watches.
Which witch watches which Swatch watch?

Advanced Level:

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches.
Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?

Expert Level:

Three Swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched witch-bitches, wish to watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches.
Which Swiss witch-***** which wished to be a switched Swiss witch-*****, wishes to watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?

FL :scratch:
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Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:Beginner Level:

Three witches watch three Swatch watches.
Which witch watches which Swatch watch?

Advanced Level:

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches.
Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?

Expert Level:

Three Swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched witch-bitches, wish to watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches.
Which Swiss witch-***** which wished to be a switched Swiss witch-*****, wishes to watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?

FL :scratch:

you are one bored canadien :wheelchair: <~ you should trade that in for maybe this ~> :moped: and get out more :twisted:
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I'm sure you're not even at Beginner Level!

FL y[-(
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Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:I'm sure you're not even at Beginner Level!

FL y[-(

alright, try this one on for size ~> parangaricutirimicuaro

it is a true name of a town in Mesheeko
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Lonewolf wrote:parangaricutirimicuaro
Yes, I looked that up and it is also called Nuevo San Juan. I won't be going there, though. I don't want to be decapitated and thrown into a ravine.

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Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:
Lonewolf wrote:parangaricutirimicuaro
Yes, I looked that up and it is also called Nuevo San Juan. I won't be going there, though. I don't want to be decapitated and thrown into a ravine.

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you read and listen way too much to doctored news
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Lonewolf wrote:
Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:
Lonewolf wrote:parangaricutirimicuaro
Yes, I looked that up and it is also called Nuevo San Juan. I won't be going there, though. I don't want to be decapitated and thrown into a ravine.

FL y8-X

you read and listen way too much to doctored news
Actually, no. I just said that about Mexico because I wanted to annoy you.

FL y:))
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Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:
Lonewolf wrote:
Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:
Lonewolf wrote:parangaricutirimicuaro
Yes, I looked that up and it is also called Nuevo San Juan. I won't be going there, though. I don't want to be decapitated and thrown into a ravine.

FL y8-X

you read and listen way too much to doctored news
Actually, no. I just said that about Mexico because I wanted to annoy you.

FL y:))
my friend, you don't annoy me., you trouble me., way diff
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Lonewolf wrote:my friend, you don't annoy me., you trouble me., way diff
You are troubled by the insignificant, if I do say so myself...

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Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:
Lonewolf wrote:my friend, you don't annoy me., you trouble me., way diff
You are troubled by the insignificant, if I do say so myself...

FL :D
maybe i just like to "annoy" you :pound:
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Lonewolf wrote:
maybe i just like to "annoy" you :pound:
No...you don't annoy me. I am unannoyable and uninsultable. Go ahead, try!

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Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:
Lonewolf wrote:
maybe i just like to "annoy" you :pound:
No...you don't annoy me. I am unannoyable and uninsultable. Go ahead, try!

FL :D
FL, how many times you said to me in minichat you are insulted. Or was it touched? y:-?

Btw, i am probably advanced level. Not more.
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1over137 wrote:
Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:
Lonewolf wrote:
maybe i just like to "annoy" you :pound:
No...you don't annoy me. I am unannoyable and uninsultable. Go ahead, try!

FL :D
FL, how many times you said to me in minichat you are insulted. Or was it touched? y:-?

Btw, i am probably advanced level. Not more.
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1over137 wrote: FL, how many times you said to me in minichat you are insulted. Or was it touched? y:-?
Er...I am deeply touched that you would remember that about me...me, I am nothing but a worm, yet your keen mind has chosen to shed its care on my worthless person. Oh! what a wretch I am! No one loves me! Oh! to bathe in the evanescent purity of your caring is of good consolation!

Thank you so much, dear Sister Doctor.

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