My wife and I were getting ready to go out to dinner, and my wife was getting dressed.
Wife:
"I look fat. Tell me a compliment."
Me:
"You have perfect eyesight."
Honesty
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Honesty
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
Re: Honesty
R.I.P. Rick, you'll be missed.RickD wrote:My wife and I were getting ready to go out to dinner, and my wife was getting dressed.
Wife:
"I look fat. Tell me a compliment."
Me:
"You have perfect eyesight."
Let us proclaim the mystery of our faith: Christ has died, Christ is risen, Christ will come again.
Lord I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word and my soul shall be healed.
Lord I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word and my soul shall be healed.