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Did you hear the one about the dyslexic who walked into a bra?
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Or the dsylexic Pirate who had a carrot on his shoulder.....
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I'd like to call you. What's your number?
- It's in the phone book.

- But I don't know your name.
- That's in the phone book too

I love that pick up line :P
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Silvertusk wrote:Or the dsylexic Pirate who had a carrot on his shoulder.....
Boo! Dyslexics mix up the correct letters. They don't misspell words, by changing letters that aren't in the words. y[-(
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Last night I went to a restaurant called Bulimia's...The line for the bathroom was incredible!

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I'm part of the Jehovah witness protection program...I have to go door to door, pretending I'm somebody else.



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A Police officer knocked on my door, and said "your dog was chasing somebody on a bike"

I replied "That cannot be; my dog doesn't even own a bike!"
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B. W. wrote:A Police officer knocked on my door, and said "your dog was chasing somebody on a bike"

I replied "That cannot be; my dog doesn't even own a bike!"
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That's a variation of one of my favorite bits from the old Pink Panther movies with Peter Sellers.

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RickD wrote:Did you hear the one about the dyslexic who walked into a bra?
Been laughing at this for...oh...over a minute now. I think it's time for bed. Good one Rick, good one. :pound:
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StMonicaGuideMe wrote:
RickD wrote:Did you hear the one about the dyslexic who walked into a bra?
Been laughing at this for...oh...over a minute now. I think it's time for bed. Good one Rick, good one. :pound:
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Count or run away screaming from them? I guess that'd be another way to tucker my out :P LOL!
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