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Heaven

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Post by RickD » Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:01 am

The other day I was driving down the road, and saw a hitchhiker holding a sign that said, "Heaven".

So I hit him.






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John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.

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Re: Heaven

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Post by Danieltwotwenty » Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:08 pm

:shakehead:

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1Tim1:15-17
Here is a trustworthy saying that deserves full acceptance: Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners of whom I am the worst. But for that very reason I was shown mercy so that in me, the worst of sinners, Christ Jesus might display his immense patience as an example for those who would believe in him and receive eternal life. Now to the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only God, be honor and glory for ever and ever.Amen.

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Re: Heaven

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Post by mandelduke » Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:03 pm

I did not get at 1st, but that’s funny. :lol:

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