The Pope and Johnny

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The Pope and Johnny

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Post by BryanH » Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:05 am

Johnny and Dan were talking and Dan says that one day he would like to meet the Pope.
Johnny: No problem, me and the Pope are very good friends. I can take you to him.
Dan: Dude stop with that. You don't know the Pope.
Johnny: Ok then, let's go to Vatican and I will show you.
Dan: I'm going to Vatican with you and but I ain't going to the Pope with you. Just in case you don't know him and try to make a scandal, I don't want to get arrested.
Johnny: Fine by me.
[traveling to Vatican]
Dan: If you are so good of a friend with the Pope come out with him at his balcony and wave at the crowd. I'll stay here in the market and observe.
Johnny: Ok. Going now...
After 10 minutes Johnny and the Pope show up at the balcony waving at the crowd.
Dan is very surprised. At that point some Chinese tourists ask him: "Hey man, who is that guy sitting next to Johnny and waving at us?"

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Post by wrain62 » Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:12 am

What we have at arm's length is tremendous, yet we always want more. Same thing with trust.
Romans 12:17 Do not repay anyone evil for evil. Be careful to do what is right in the eyes of everybody.

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Post by Byblos » Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:04 am

Am I the only who did not get either post? y:-/
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Post by jlay » Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:44 am

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Post by neo-x » Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:16 am

Am I the only who did not get either post?
Neither did I, Byb...no idea
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Post by zoegirl » Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:50 am

I've heard the first one, merely a joke about how well known the first guy is, especially compared to the pope. I've heard a different version that elaborates on how the first guy knows so many people that he even knows the pope! and thus the joke about the dude recognizing him

second one...??
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Post by BryanH » Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:39 am

there is no second one; it's only one joke

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Post by Byblos » Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:09 am

BryanH wrote:there is no second one; it's only one joke
The reference is to the 2nd post, not a 2nd joke.
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