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obama urkel

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Post by RickD » Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:30 am

I lol'dImage
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.

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Post by B. W. » Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:11 am

:pound: :pound: :pound:
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Post by humblesmurph » Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:36 am

The US economy was already messed up and trending downward before Mr. Obama got into office.

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Post by RickD » Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:47 pm

humblesmurph wrote:The US economy was already messed up and trending downward before Mr. Obama got into office.
Thanks for the astute observation. I posted it because I thought it was funny. Not to make a political statement.
John 5:24
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Post by humblesmurph » Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:08 pm

RickD wrote:
humblesmurph wrote:The US economy was already messed up and trending downward before Mr. Obama got into office.
Thanks for the astute observation. I posted it because I thought it was funny. Not to make a political statement.

I looks like a political statement to me. Nonetheless, it fails as a joke too.

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Post by RickD » Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:20 pm

humblesmurph wrote:
RickD wrote:
humblesmurph wrote:The US economy was already messed up and trending downward before Mr. Obama got into office.
Thanks for the astute observation. I posted it because I thought it was funny. Not to make a political statement.

I looks like a political statement to me. Nonetheless, it fails as a joke too.
Maybe you should change your name to Grouchy Smurf. I'll be sure to pm you with any jokes to get your approval before I post them. :poke:
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24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.

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Post by humblesmurph » Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:50 pm

RickD wrote:
humblesmurph wrote:
RickD wrote:
humblesmurph wrote:The US economy was already messed up and trending downward before Mr. Obama got into office.
Thanks for the astute observation. I posted it because I thought it was funny. Not to make a political statement.

I looks like a political statement to me. Nonetheless, it fails as a joke too.
Maybe you should change your name to Grouchy Smurf. I'll be sure to pm you with any jokes to get your approval before I post them. :poke:
I enjoy a good joke as much as anybody (probably more). I just don't think the Obama joke is funny because it isn't true. It would be like a joke about how ugly Sara Palin is. Should I get your approval whenever I want to post my opinion about a joke?

However, the Grouchy Smurf bit was quite funny.

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Post by BavarianWheels » Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:30 pm

humblesmurph wrote:
RickD wrote:
humblesmurph wrote:The US economy was already messed up and trending downward before Mr. Obama got into office.
Thanks for the astute observation. I posted it because I thought it was funny. Not to make a political statement.
I looks like a political statement to me. Nonetheless, it fails as a joke too.
It is spot on as both a joke in truth and as a political statement. This muslim president of ours is tanking on everything...
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Post by humblesmurph » Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:33 pm

BavarianWheels wrote:
humblesmurph wrote:
RickD wrote:
humblesmurph wrote:The US economy was already messed up and trending downward before Mr. Obama got into office.
Thanks for the astute observation. I posted it because I thought it was funny. Not to make a political statement.
I looks like a political statement to me. Nonetheless, it fails as a joke too.
It is spot on as both a joke in truth and as a political statement. This muslim president of ours is tanking on everything...
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Muslim? Where is that coming from?

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Post by BavarianWheels » Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:46 pm

humblesmurph wrote:
BavarianWheels wrote:
humblesmurph wrote:
RickD wrote:
humblesmurph wrote:The US economy was already messed up and trending downward before Mr. Obama got into office.
Thanks for the astute observation. I posted it because I thought it was funny. Not to make a political statement.
I looks like a political statement to me. Nonetheless, it fails as a joke too.
It is spot on as both a joke in truth and as a political statement. This muslim president of ours is tanking on everything...
Muslim? Where is that coming from?
His actions...why what evidence do you have, other than the word of a politician, to the contrary?

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Post by humblesmurph » Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:15 pm

Um, footage of him going to Church. BavarianWheels is a Muslim.

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Post by BavarianWheels » Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:48 pm

humblesmurph wrote:Um, footage of him going to Church. BavarianWheels is a Muslim.
ok. Which church?

I'm a muslim? ok. And the footage of me going into a mosque?
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Post by humblesmurph » Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:03 pm

BavarianWheels wrote:
humblesmurph wrote:Um, footage of him going to Church. BavarianWheels is a Muslim.
ok. Which church?

I'm a muslim? ok. And the footage of me going into a mosque?
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Trinity United Church of Christ. I don't have any footage of you. Apparently proof isn't needed to make guesses about somebody's religious affiliation.

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Post by B. W. » Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:01 pm

humblesmurph wrote:The US economy was already messed up and trending downward before Mr. Obama got into office.
You are right. Bush bailed out the banks. Then Obama came in with change you can believe in and then continued the same failed bailout and stimulus policies of Bush but this time on steroids, Red Bull, Meth, therefore, before you blame Bush – ask yourself:

WHY IS OBMA CONTINUING THE FAILED POLICIES OF BUSH?

Driving the car off a cliff to boot…
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Post by humblesmurph » Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:17 pm

B. W. wrote:
humblesmurph wrote:The US economy was already messed up and trending downward before Mr. Obama got into office.
You are right. Bush bailed out the banks. Then Obama came in with change you can believe in and then continued the same failed bailout and stimulus policies of Bush but this time on steroids, Red Bull, Meth, therefore, before you blame Bush – ask yourself:

WHY IS OBMA CONTINUING THE FAILED POLICIES OF BUSH?

Driving the car off a cliff to boot…
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I never blamed Bush for the bad economy. I never gave Clinton credit for a good economy. The economy does what it does and the Feds do what they can to right the ship when things go awry.

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