Divide by Zero!

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Divide by Zero!

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So.... who wants to divide by zero now?
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I once divided by zero on a calculator. The answer was zero.

Then it imploded.

Then I divided by zero on a piece of paper.

Then it imploded.

Then I divided by zero on a planet.

Then it imploded.


Now I'm going to divide the universe by zero. Any objections?
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