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Senator John Kerry

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Post by RickD » Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:04 am

John Kerry walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "why the long face?"
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Post by Harry12345 » Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:37 am

lol u did a funy
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Post by Canuckster1127 » Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:30 am

Can you imagine what the kids would look like if he married Sarah Jessica Parker?

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Post by Gman » Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:45 am

Canuckster1127 wrote:Can you imagine what the kids would look like if he married Sarah Jessica Parker?

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Post by Canuckster1127 » Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:12 am

I hadn't even noticed .... I'm glad it was with something deep and reflective. y:O2

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Post by SamTHorn » Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:14 pm

I get it. :lol: :lol:

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Post by rohanross5 » Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:35 am

RickD wrote:John Kerry walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "why the long face?"
Ha ha ha...........That's a good one. I like it
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