Bin terror cells operating in church

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Bin terror cells operating in church

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Post by ageofknowledge » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:30 am

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been
operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin
Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.

Their leader, Lucifer Bin Workin, trained these groups to destroy the
Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised as
Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and
destroy..

However, there have been reports of a sixth group. A tiny cell known by
the name Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter terrorism
force in the church. Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team
does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along.

Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of
Christ. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group has different
characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin
Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return.

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Post by treeschanna510 » Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:48 pm

.....i dont get it

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Post by Fisherman » Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:25 am

I get it. Not exactly a joke though. I'm going to send it to a few people. Good one!
Ain't what I otta be, Ain’t what I wanta be, Ain't what I could be, Image

But, thank God, I Ain't what I used to be, And, Praise God, I, Ain't what I'm gonna be! :D

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Post by Zak » Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:29 pm

:thumbsup:

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Post by youngmatt » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:30 pm

He's making a point about bin laden being the Antichrist deceiving people as in Revelations of the bible
Thank Jesus for dying on the cross for ours sins!!!

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