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Natural Selection Chop

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Post by Gman » Tue May 05, 2009 6:55 pm

Hi, I'm Vince with a new product called Natural Selection chop...

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Natural Selection is the ultimate chopper that allows you to chop, dice, and mince anything in seconds! Use to easily chop up genes, genomes, eukaryotes, and more. From chopped up to finely minced theories, with Natural Selection, the more you slap, the finer the theory gets. The best part - no switching !

Tired of boring theories? Stop having a boring life! Place some ribosomes, DNA and chloroplast in your Natural Selection theory and in no time you'll have a perfect mixture for a delicious word salad. Slice up proteins or amino acids with a single chop. Add a few pieces of fruit and make an amazing fruit genome salad. With Natural Selection and chance, the possibilities are endless! You gonna cry? You're making me cry....

Other choppers are nearly impossible to test. Natural Selection opens right up, allowing you easy access for adding even more impossible explanations to it and it's safe to put in the dishwasher!

When you order Natural Selection chop through this special offer, you will also receive the Graty Cheese Grater. Just put cheese in, turn, and you get perfectly grated cheese instantly!
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Post by Cross.eyed » Wed May 06, 2009 8:56 pm

Gman wrote:Other choppers are nearly impossible to test. Natural Selection opens right up, allowing you easy access for adding even more impossible explanations to it and it's safe to put in the dishwasher!
:pound: I love it! Keep 'em coming.
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Post by For_Narniaaa » Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:44 pm

The real commercials are pretty funny in themselves. I like how when advertising the cheese grater, the guy (Vince, right?) goes:

"Tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini..."
:lol:
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Post by zoegirl » Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:59 pm

I know, I have this sick fascination when theycome on. He's incredibly anoying bt ridiculously compelling. When I first heard him say
martin bikin....I had to watch the commercial more closely next time....mde me listen at least.
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Post by For_Narniaaa » Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:41 am

I suppose the advertising is effective in a way, because you can't walk away from a Vince commercial and forget about it lol. He makes quite an impact. :lol:
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Post by Gman » Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:04 am

Looks like slap chop just got funkier... Here is the rap version. :lol: :doh: :brick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA
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Post by warhoop » Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:54 pm

That's hilarious!!!!

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Post by cslewislover » Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:01 pm

:lol:

I love the "breakfast to go."
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Post by Gman » Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:16 pm

The skin comes right off.. The skin comes right off.. The skin comes right off..

It's easy, you just get one hand and chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop... :harp: :dancing:
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Post by For_Narniaaa » Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:30 am

Gman wrote:Looks like slap chop just got funkier... Here is the rap version. :lol: :doh: :brick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA
:pound:

The lady's laugh near the end was really funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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