UNFUNNIES.

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UNFUNNIES.

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Post by Cactus » Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:00 pm

Post lame jokes here.

Heres a groaner: Knock knock. Who's there? Mary! Mary who? Mary christmas.

NO GOOD JOKES! Just face palm ones please. :D

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Post by Harry OK » Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:07 am

Cactus wrote:Post lame jokes here.

Heres a groaner: Knock knock. Who's there? Mary! Mary who? Mary christmas.

NO GOOD JOKES! Just face palm ones please. :D
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel ringing.

:o
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Post by cslewislover » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:29 am

That is one of the worst knock-knock jokes I've ever heard.
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Post by zoegirl » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:50 am

knock knock
who's there
little old lady
little odl lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
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Post by cslewislover » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:52 am

OMG! They just keep getting worse!
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Post by BavarianWheels » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:57 pm

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If a dog loses his tail, where does he get another one?
















- At the retail store, of course!
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Post by cslewislover » Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:07 pm

Lol. But that's funny!
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Post by Harry OK » Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:59 am

cslewislover wrote:That is one of the worst knock-knock jokes I've ever heard.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad it isn't another banana?

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Post by cslewislover » Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:21 am

I heard that one a long time ago, and I'm glad I havne't heard again until now. Lol. It's still pretty cute and funny. :lol:
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Post by zoegirl » Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:21 am

Aw man, I still like these! I love to groan at puns

Where does a General keep his armies?

















IN his sleevies of course!!
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Post by Gman » Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:29 pm

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?






Because he had no guts... :mrgreen:
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Post by Swamper » Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:46 pm

A guy walks into a bar, has a couple of drinks, and leaves.
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Post by Harry OK » Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:19 am

Swamper wrote:A guy walks into a bar, has a couple of drinks, and leaves.
HAHAHA lolz lmao!!!111!111!!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Doctor, doctor! I think I need glasses!"
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Post by cslewislover » Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:29 am

Harry OK wrote:
Swamper wrote:A guy walks into a bar, has a couple of drinks, and leaves.
HAHAHA lolz lmao!!!111!111!!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Doctor, doctor! I think I need glasses!"
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Post by JCSx2 » Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:19 am

Knock kNOCK

Who's there

Nobody

Nobody who?


(At this point you turn and leave the area)

My son loves this one.........
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