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by Cactus » Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:00 pm
Post lame jokes here.
Heres a groaner:
Knock knock. Who's there?
Mary! Mary who?
Mary christmas.
NO GOOD JOKES! Just face palm ones please.

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by Harry12345 » Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:07 am
Cactus wrote:Post lame jokes here.
Heres a groaner:
Knock knock. Who's there?
Mary! Mary who?
Mary christmas.
NO GOOD JOKES! Just face palm ones please.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel ringing.

If you're born once, you die twice; but if you're born twice, you die once.
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by cslewislover » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:29 am
That is one of the worst knock-knock jokes I've ever heard.
"I believe in Christianity as I believe the sun has risen, not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." C.S. Lewis
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by zoegirl » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:50 am
knock knock
who's there
little old lady
little odl lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
"And we take captive every thought to make it obedient to Jesus Christ"
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by cslewislover » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:52 am
OMG! They just keep getting worse!
"I believe in Christianity as I believe the sun has risen, not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." C.S. Lewis
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by BavarianWheels » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:57 pm
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If a dog loses his tail, where does he get another one?
- At the retail store, of course!
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by cslewislover » Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:07 pm
Lol. But that's funny!
"I believe in Christianity as I believe the sun has risen, not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." C.S. Lewis
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by Harry12345 » Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:59 am
cslewislover wrote:That is one of the worst knock-knock jokes I've ever heard.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad it isn't another banana?

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by cslewislover » Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:21 am
I heard that one a long time ago, and I'm glad I havne't heard again until now. Lol. It's still pretty cute and funny. 
"I believe in Christianity as I believe the sun has risen, not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." C.S. Lewis
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by zoegirl » Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:21 am
Aw man, I still like these! I love to groan at puns
Where does a General keep his armies?
IN his sleevies of course!!
"And we take captive every thought to make it obedient to Jesus Christ"
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by Gman » Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:29 pm
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts...

The heart cannot rejoice in what the mind rejects as false - Galileo
We learn from history that we do not learn from history - Georg Friedrich Wilhelm Hegel
Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable, if anything is excellent or praiseworthy, think about such things. -Philippians 4:8
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by Swamper » Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:46 pm
A guy walks into a bar, has a couple of drinks, and leaves.
God's in his Heaven, all's right with the world.
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by Harry12345 » Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:19 am
Swamper wrote:A guy walks into a bar, has a couple of drinks, and leaves.
HAHAHA lolz lmao!!!111!111!!
A man walks into a bar and says, "Doctor, doctor! I think I need glasses!"
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by cslewislover » Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:29 am
Harry12345 wrote:Swamper wrote:A guy walks into a bar, has a couple of drinks, and leaves.
HAHAHA lolz lmao!!!111!111!!
A man walks into a bar and says, "Doctor, doctor! I think I need glasses!"

"I believe in Christianity as I believe the sun has risen, not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." C.S. Lewis
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by JCSx2 » Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:19 am
Knock kNOCK
Who's there
Nobody
Nobody who?
(At this point you turn and leave the area)
My son loves this one.........
Definition of a Veteran. A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including his life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.