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Post by JCSx2 » Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:29 am

As a former wiccan I find this funny

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25803777/?GT1=43001
Definition of a Veteran. A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including his life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.

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Post by B. W. » Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:10 pm

JCSx2 wrote:As a former wiccan I find this funny

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25803777/?GT1=43001
They should do a follow-up on her to see much good luck she still has!

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Post by Furstentum Liechtenstein » Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:18 pm

I'm feeling nasty after reading the link...this is the (un-kosher) verse that popped into my head after reading it:

... she received the due penalty in herself for her sin.*

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*a perversion of Romans 1:27c ...(forgive me, Lord.)
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Post by Gman » Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:48 pm

Interesting they do rituals with swords then call Christians warmongers....
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Post by elianna » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:42 am

Loud, mad, or sad
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
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Post by SaintConfused » Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:18 pm

Gman wrote:Interesting they do rituals with swords then call Christians warmongers.
She stabbed herself in the foot, are you seriously going to call that 'warmongering'? y:-/ it doesn't even fit
the definition. It was an unintentional consequence and nothing else, I do hope she will recover though.
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Post by JCSx2 » Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:48 am

SaintConfused wrote:
Gman wrote:Interesting they do rituals with swords then call Christians warmongers.
She stabbed herself in the foot, are you seriously going to call that 'warmongering'? y:-/ it doesn't even fit
the definition. It was an unintentional consequence and nothing else, I do hope she will recover though.
I understood it to be in the context of Pagans in general, not this particular story in specific, but that is just my view

I may be wrong.....
I also hope she recovers; I still have wiccan friends though we do not visit as much anymore......
Definition of a Veteran. A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including his life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.

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Post by cslewislover » Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:53 am

Well, it is very ironic, and irony is often funny. It seems from the article that she recovered fine.
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Post by JCSx2 » Sat Jan 03, 2009 3:21 pm

cslewislover wrote:Well, it is very ironic, and irony is often funny. It seems from the article that she recovered fine.

That is what I thought also Irony is often funny
Definition of a Veteran. A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including his life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.

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Post by cslewislover » Sat Jan 03, 2009 3:34 pm

JCSx2 wrote:
cslewislover wrote:Well, it is very ironic, and irony is often funny. It seems from the article that she recovered fine.

That is what I thought also Irony is often funny
I actually thought it was extremely funny :twisted: , but I didn't want to offend anyone. y0:)
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Post by cslewislover » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:39 am

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Post by Cactus » Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:17 am

"3-foot-long sword while performing a Wiccan good luck"

very good luck...that the sword only went in her foot.

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Post by cslewislover » Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:06 pm

This is regarding something different, but I thought I wouldn't bother starting a new thread. Yes, I find this funny - and odd - lol. Sorry if any liberals get offended. I had gotten this in an email.

1947

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.
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Post by zoegirl » Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:30 pm

oh ho!! Suddnely Men In Black is looking better and better...!!
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