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Post by andyredeemed » Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:07 am

Q. Who was the most astute financial manager in the bible?






A. Pharroh's daughter.......................




She went to the bank of the Nile and withdrew a little prophet.





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Post by Canuckster1127 » Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:04 am

Very good! Hadn't heard that one yet. :lol: :pound:

Of course, now you've opened pandora's box .....

Who was the first tennis player in the Bible?

Jospeh. Joseph served in Pharoah's court .......


When was a motorcycle first mentioned in the Bible?

The sound of David's Triumph was heard throughout the land ......


When was Baseball first mentioned in the Bible?

In the big inning ............


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Post by zoegirl » Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:07 am

:esurprised: :ebiggrin: :lol: :clap: :pound: 8-}2

Love it
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Post by YLTYLT » Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:52 pm

And of course: The first car:

And they were all in one Accord

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Post by andyredeemed » Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:40 pm

The shortest guy in the bible?
Well I used to think it was Nehimiah (Knee-High Miah), till I heard about Bildad the Shuhite

The first person in the bible? Chap 1 :lol:
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