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If Captain Kangaroo ate Captain Crunch for Breakfast….

Would be be a Cannibal?
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JCSx2 wrote:If Captain Kangaroo ate Captain Crunch for Breakfast….

Would be be a Cannibal?
No, because Captian crunch is just a cartoon charactor.
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WHAT!!! I thought he was real. HOW DARE YOU TELL ME THAT!!!! :lol:
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jenwat3 wrote:WHAT!!! I thought he was real. HOW DARE YOU TELL ME THAT!!!! :lol:
I'm sorry. I thought you knew....;)
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Sniff. You destroyed my dreams... (bawling) :P
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But Captain Kangaroo is real... right?

Right!?!
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No, that's why Captain Crunch is still here. He wouldn't be if Captain Kangaroo were real, since Kanga's a cannibal. :D
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