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Post by jenna » Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:40 am

God is not real, Jesus never died for us, evolution is where we are from. We all came from a fish in the sea. The bible is a storybook for children and is not to be taken seriously.
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Post by jenna » Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:41 am

Oh, and before anyone gets mad, look at where this is posted. :lol: :shock: :twisted:
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Post by zoegirl » Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:38 pm

jenwat3 wrote:Oh, and before anyone gets mad, look at where this is posted. :lol: :shock: :twisted:

Is there supposed to be a link?

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Post by Northern Sky » Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:19 pm

zoegirl wrote:
jenwat3 wrote:Oh, and before anyone gets mad, look at where this is posted. :lol: :shock: :twisted:

Is there supposed to be a link?
I think she means that it is posted in jokes and humour section.

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Post by zoegirl » Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:27 pm

whoops...

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Post by zoegirl » Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:32 pm

Hey, northern sky,

see that you are another house and SG-1 (or Atlantis) fan!!!

What are you studying, since you put yourself as a student?

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Post by Northern Sky » Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:10 pm

I am currently studying Informatics(computer programming). Nice to meet you zoegirl. Its always nice to meet people with great taste in television and religion ;)

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Post by jenna » Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:29 pm

zoegirl wrote:whoops...
Yes, Zoe it was a joke. I guess a bad one... :oops: :roll:
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Post by jenna » Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:31 pm

Northern Sky wrote:I am currently studying Informatics(computer programming). Nice to meet you zoegirl. Its always nice to meet people with great taste in television and religion ;)
Welcome Northern Sky! Always good to see a new face here! :D
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Post by zoegirl » Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:55 pm

jenwat3 wrote:
zoegirl wrote:whoops...
Yes, Zoe it was a joke. I guess a bad one... :oops: :roll:
Eh, just count that as my blond moment for the day :D

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Post by jenna » Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:02 pm

Hey no sweat. I get them all the time and I'm brunette! :lol: :shock:
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Post by Swamper » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:14 pm

Northern Sky wrote:I am currently studying Informatics(computer programming). Nice to meet you zoegirl. Its always nice to meet people with great taste in television and religion ;)
So I guess that makes three SG-1 fans here now! Welcome Northern Sky! :D :D :D
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Post by JCSx2 » Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:33 pm

Swamper wrote:
Northern Sky wrote:I am currently studying Informatics(computer programming). Nice to meet you zoegirl. Its always nice to meet people with great taste in television and religion ;)
So I guess that makes three SG-1 fans here now! Welcome Northern Sky! :D :D :D
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