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KMart for president.

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Post by BGoodForGoodSake » Sat Feb 17, 2007 10:10 am

We all know and love KMart in this forum.

Having the most posts is quite a distinction for such a young man.
Not only that, he has shown that he is clearly fair and unbiased in his views!

Therefore I nominate KMart, to be the next moderator of this board.
All in favor say aye.



woman in the background pointing at BGood
Did someone put something in his drink? He looks a little funny.
It is not length of life, but depth of life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Post by AttentionKMartShoppers » Sat Feb 17, 2007 2:43 pm

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That's right
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Post by Turgonian » Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:21 pm

Aye, aye! KMart for Captain!
The Bible says they were "willingly ignorant". In the Greek, this means "be dumb on purpose". (Kent Hovind)

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Post by AttentionKMartShoppers » Mon Feb 19, 2007 2:23 pm

That's King Richard III...not a captain...
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Post by Gman » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:24 pm

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Reporting for duty King Richard the 3rd... :wink:
The heart cannot rejoice in what the mind rejects as false - Galileo

We learn from history that we do not learn from history - Georg Friedrich Wilhelm Hegel

Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable, if anything is excellent or praiseworthy, think about such things. -Philippians 4:8

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Post by Swamper » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:05 pm

Oh, look at the kitty!
God's in his Heaven, all's right with the world.

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Post by Turgonian » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:57 pm

Tss. Kitsch. 8)
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Post by AttentionKMartShoppers » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:09 pm

Someone say something interesting so I post...
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Post by BGoodForGoodSake » Thu May 03, 2007 2:11 pm

AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:Someone say something interesting so I post...
What do you think of feral children?
It is not length of life, but depth of life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Post by AttentionKMartShoppers » Fri May 04, 2007 12:36 pm

BGoodForGoodSake wrote:
AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:Someone say something interesting so I post...
What do you think of feral children?
If you poke them with a stick they tend to growl

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Post by BGoodForGoodSake » Mon May 07, 2007 1:47 pm

Here's an interesting topic KMart.
Mike Huckabee stated during a Republican debate that he does not believe in evolution.

Huckabee later elaborated that he has no problem with teaching evolution as a theory and he doesn't expect schools to teach creationism.

But some people reacted strongly just becauise he does not believe in evolution.
http://www.educatedguesswork.org/movabl ... nd_ev.html
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/05/0 ... evolution/
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/thefix/2 ... f_god.html
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 442AAY3KqV
http://pudsandlosers.blogspot.com/2007/ ... ution.html
Is this fair?

Doesn't the individual have a right to have an opinion. Does having this opinion mean he will be irresponsible with respect to a National science education program?

On the other hand others have legitimate concerns.
(Legitimate within their socio-political belief system. Please don't argue with me here I do not completely share these concerns.)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/shelley-l ... 47759.html

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