Common ancestor proof!

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Common ancestor proof!

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Post by Gman » Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:45 pm

Folks,

Darwinian scientists have found more and more evidence for common ancestors... Every once in a while one of these ancestors kind of blurts itself out of the pack... :roll:

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Rhinoclownafishicus

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Hippocrabicus

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Blowbirdicus

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ZebraLionaFishas

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Fishorhino

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Butterarray

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Catasharkicus?

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Don't know.. a lion fish with an attitude.

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Dogasealicus?

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Carl Sagan? Is that you or ET?

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Elephant seals.. The real ones...

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Here's proof that reptiles and birds are the same..

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Baitcus?

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Lionfishicus again..

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Orcapengacus.. a rare breed indeed..

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And they say land animals never swim.

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Orchseaneme?

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Mantaele?

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Flamingofishicusmos

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Uncle Bob?

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Seaelkicus?

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Elephant seal again...

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Ostioysterificanos

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Sealbirdifus..

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Crazycatfishica

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Dinner?

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I always thought lobsters and snakes had a common quality..

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Hmmm...

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Dolphikangroomincus.. More proof that dolphins were once land animals.. They like to jump after all..

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Dunno..

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Elephantofishicus..

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Falcofishicanous

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Aslandswimicus?

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I dunno but I won't eat chicken again.. ever..

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Dolphinelephanticifous. Mutated dolphin who thinks he is an elephant..

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Catchfish as opposed to a catfish I guess..

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Chickasealacus. Who says seals don't hatch their young?
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Re: Common ancestor proof!

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Post by Turgonian » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:38 pm

Gman wrote:Folks,

Darwinian scientists have found more and more evidence for common ancestors... Every once in a while one of these ancestors kind of blurts itself out of the pack... :roll:

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Dogasealicus?
Interestingly, the Dutch word for seal is zeehond, which means sea-dog. Maybe there's some sense in here, after all...

Loved the Catasharkicus, by the way. :lol:
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Re: Common ancestor proof!

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Post by jenna » Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:23 pm

ok, I'm convinced now that evolution is real. :shock: :lol:
some things are better left unsaid, which i generally realize after i have said them

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Re: Common ancestor proof!

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Post by MarkyMark7 » Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:29 pm

Hehe
A Quote from Prince Caspian (Aslan speaking to Caspian): "You come from of the Lord Adam and the Lady Eve, and that is both honor enough to erect the head of the poorest beggar, and shame enough to bow the shoulders of the greatest emperors on earth. Be content."

Sorry if I offend you in an apologetical discussion, I can be very crude.

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Post by jenna » Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:44 pm

MarkyMark7 wrote:Hehe
Gotta love 'em! Welcome aboard, Marky. :wave:
some things are better left unsaid, which i generally realize after i have said them

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Re: Common ancestor proof!

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Post by Cross.eyed » Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:53 am

jenna wrote:ok, I'm convinced now that evolution is real. :shock: :lol:
Yup, me two, cept'n now we gotta change ar' think'n-out of order comes CHAOS! :pound:

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