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Post by Anonymous » Wed Jan 12, 2005 8:00 am

who bought himself a new car drove it home and cut two inches off the tail pipe.

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Post by RickD » Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:34 am

Anonymous wrote:who bought himself a new car drove it home and cut two inches off the tail pipe.
With jokes that bad, I can see why you're staying anonymous!

I haven't heard a joke that awful in over 10 years! y:O2
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Post by Storyteller » Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:16 am

I don't get it!
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Post by EssentialSacrifice » Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:38 am

Circumcision :underchair: , and that is an awful joke ...
Trust the past to God’s mercy, the present to God’s love, and the future to God’s providence. -St Augustine

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Post by Storyteller » Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:48 am

:pound: :pound: :pound:

Of course! Honestly I am sooooo dense sometimes :oops:

and it is a terrible joke, although now I get it, it did make me smile :)
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Post by Kurieuo » Thu Apr 02, 2015 12:52 am

RickD wrote:
Anonymous wrote:who bought himself a new car drove it home and cut two inches off the tail pipe.
With jokes that bad, I can see why you're staying anonymous!

I haven't heard a joke that awful in over 10 years! y:O2
Actually, there was an incident with a mod given admin priviledges, who decided to remove inactive posters.
When he did, all those users became "Anonymous".

Moral of the story.
Only mods who know what they're doing (i.e., Hana) should be an admin. ;)
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Post by RickD » Thu Apr 02, 2015 3:08 am

Kurieuo wrote:
RickD wrote:
Anonymous wrote:who bought himself a new car drove it home and cut two inches off the tail pipe.
With jokes that bad, I can see why you're staying anonymous!

I haven't heard a joke that awful in over 10 years! y:O2
Actually, there was an incident with a mod given admin priviledges, who decided to remove inactive posters.
When he did, all those users became "Anonymous".

Moral of the story.
Only mods who know what they're doing (i.e., Hana) should be an admin. ;)
Gee, I wonder what mod that might've been... y:-?
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Post by 1over137 » Thu Apr 02, 2015 9:30 am

Then look into the mod history y*-:)
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Post by IceMobster » Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:00 am

RickD wrote:Gee, I wonder what mod that might've been... y:-?
Riiiiick. When are you retiring? :mrgreen:
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