How To Royally Screw Yourself

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How To Royally Screw Yourself

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Post by AttentionKMartShoppers » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:07 am

1) Like a girl
2) Let a guy you know, who knows her as well, know you like her.
3) Let it slip 4 people told you to ask her out
4) Hand him cell phone
5) Talk to girl mentioned in #1 that he calls about something completely different.
5) NOT realize phone's speaker can pick up voices farther away than where h e was standing (tested after fiasco)
6) Allow him to yell into your phone "he wants to ask you out"
7) Retreat to room
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"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Post by SUGAAAAA » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:23 am

you're strange :roll:
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

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Post by AttentionKMartShoppers » Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:12 am

Agreed
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous

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Post by bizzt » Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:14 am

So Kmart... You struck out eh. :P Did she say No? :P :D

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Post by AttentionKMartShoppers » Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:56 am

Haven't exactly asked. The events occurred a few minutes before my post so no time to do anything like that...I'll strike out later when I go up to the plate.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous

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Post by BGoodForGoodSake » Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:59 am

AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:Haven't exactly asked. The events occurred a few minutes before my post so no time to do anything like that...I'll strike out later when I go up to the plate.
What kind of attitude is that?

They can smell the lack of confidence.

Put your expectations high so you can learn to deal with great dissapointment. It will only make you stronger.
It is not length of life, but depth of life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Post by AttentionKMartShoppers » Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:46 am

Low and slow and it'll go...that's my motto...that way, when I crash and burn, it's only a short trip down 8)

I take this kind of stuff analytically-if not programming :wink: I have two guys helping me, so I can't screw up unless I forget what they say somehow.

And then a guy and a girl I know from high school for back-up...
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Post by August » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:33 pm

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Acts 17:24-25 (NIV)
"The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by hands. [25] And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything, because he himself gives all men life and breath and everything else."

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Post by BGoodForGoodSake » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:53 pm

Gotta jump into the deep end some time or else you'll never learn to swim.
It is not length of life, but depth of life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Post by August » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:55 pm

BGoodForGoodSake wrote:Gotta jump into the deep end some time or else you'll never learn to swim.
And there are more fish at the deep end....
Acts 17:24-25 (NIV)
"The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by hands. [25] And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything, because he himself gives all men life and breath and everything else."

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Post by AttentionKMartShoppers » Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:09 pm

LOL this is so funny.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

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You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Post by SUGAAAAA » Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:54 pm

BGoodForGoodSake wrote:Gotta jump into the deep end some time or else you'll never learn to swim.

Or you can just stay on the shore and not risk drowning :)

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Post by Forge » Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:15 am

But then the cave bears will get you.
I DEMAND PIE, AND A BARREL OF WHIPPED CREAM

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Post by Kurieuo » Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:35 am

SUGAAAAA wrote:you're strange :roll:
All of you! :P

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Post by beckyandretti » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:13 am

BGoodForGoodSake wrote:
AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:Haven't exactly asked. The events occurred a few minutes before my post so no time to do anything like that...I'll strike out later when I go up to the plate.
What kind of attitude is that?

They can smell the lack of confidence.
mmmmm fresh meat :)
You can touch them with your eyes - Pablo Picasso

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