December 25th

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AttentionKMartShoppers
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December 25th

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To our Christian friends, merry Christmas
To our Jewish friends, happy Hannukah
To BGood, YOU DON'T KNOW
To our atheist friends, good luck
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Re: December 25th

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AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:To our Christian friends, merry Christmas
To our Jewish friends, happy Hannukah
To BGood, YOU DON'T KNOW
To our atheist friends, good luck
LOL

I don't know.
It is not length of life, but depth of life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I'm not sure if anybody knows.
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Don't give in to BGood! Don't look him in the eyes!
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
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