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There's another thread on clones but I didn't want to hijack it.

I heard of a human being cloned. A clone was made of a business man that wanted a little more free time for golf. It's growth was accelerated and it had the knowledge of the original.

The problem was that it was the most foul mouthed and mean person that you'd ever meet. Propositioning all of the secretaries and using language that you shoudn't use in public.

Anyway, the business owner had about enough of this fellow damaging his reputation and went to the office to have it out with his clone.

There was a fight and the business man threw the copy out of the window from the 75th floor of the office tower.

He was charged with making an "obscene clone fall". :D
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There is only one reason you need to know that cloning is wrong:

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b331/ ... loning.jpg
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Forge wrote:There is only one reason you need to know that cloning is wrong:

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b331/ ... loning.jpg
Ayeeeeeeee!!! :shock:
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